Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Its haunted I tell you

Look I am not one who believe in the supernaturals like ghosts, ghouls, pocongs or hantu teteks etc, but my resistance to this is fast waning.

Have you heard of flying parangs? I have though I have never seen one accept of course if someone deliberately throws the parang la.

I mean, if someone were to tell you that he was arguing with a lady about a small matter when all of a sudden a parang came flying out of nowhere and hit him on the blunt side (if it were on the sharp side then I don't think he would be telling you the story would he?) and he fell to the ground unconscious, would you believe him?

I for one would surely not but if you keep hearing these kind of stories I am sure your stand would waver.

Have you heard of the latest one about the haunted gun? Word has it that these guns or pistols to be precise, though new, are possessed by the spirit of the guns of those who died in the Second World War.

Yes, I tell you, I am not trying to pull your legs. These possessed pistols would all of a sudden go off. Yes, I tell you, I am not bluffing. They will go off only when there is a commotion. If there were none, the pistols would just remain silent.

I think it is because during the war, there was so much commotion with gun shots here and there, and people running and shouting for their safety. Soldiers were falling like ten pins and the spirits of their pistols, not able to stand all those booms fled.

Now that there is no more war, on a big scale that is, the pistol spirits has found it safe to come out from hiding but these spirits are still traumatised.The slightest sign of commotion or trouble would suddenly send these spirits into a spasm and most would empty their barrel.

True, I tell you, I am not pulling your legs. If you don't believe me read this

IPOH: A woman in her 20s suffered a gunshot wound in her left arm in a quarrel with a police constable at a hotel car park here yesterday.

She underwent surgery at the Raja Permaisuri Bainun Hospital and was said to be in a stable condition.

The policeman from the Perak Tengah district police headquarters and his companion had got into an argument and his firearm went off in the 2.45am incident.

I am not bluffing I tell you.


IbnAbdHalim said...

A good joke! Perhaps his cock corked the trigger?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hmm, that's a first. I like it. Cocking the gun.

AngeL BeaR said...

there is lots of hantu around us. Hantu nowadays no longer asking for pulut kuning or telur rebus anymore...only RM accepted..hahahaha..even the toyol also didn't look for coins. Pontianak no longer suck blood..*LOL*

Kata Tak Nak said...

angel Bear,
Pontianak has been sucking the rakyat's blood till there is none so they are sucking each other's

acciaccatura said...

heeheehee...saya suka baca penulisan umpama naive ni. pada saya, orang yg bodoh sombong begitu patut dilayan dengan cara bodoh jugak.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Bukan saja bodoh sombong, bodoh gila babi.

frankie said...

I think I have a good excuse now to tell my bini that my notebook is haunted la, coz it likes to download the 'pedas pedas' picture.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...


i'm quite sceptical too. surely there's explanation behind it- the gun could have triggered due to excessive heat from the argument.

so yea, i'm blaming it on the heaty temperature.

Kata Tak Nak said...

It likes to download pedas-pedas pictures? Did you buy it from the same shop as Kerp?

Kata Tak Nak said...

I mean NST could have done better la. Try to write something more credible la. Apa ni, main-main sama orang ka?

samson said...

Wat sort of man is this? Cannot win an argument and need to bring out his gun to end it. Revolvers either need to be cocked or the trigger pulled to let off a shot. Since our friend was a constable and not issued an automatic, chances are the revolver did not go off by itself.

Scary they do not teach gun control to these low iq cops at the academy. A candidate for further training, I suppose?

Ydiana said...

Haha...Cikgu, if this story happened, like 3-4 years ago, some people can just easily claim that the C4 moved by itself to find a mongolian beauty, bring her to a secluded spot and explode on her by itself..lol!

kopitelp16 said...

I think we need Mandela Gandhi King to recommend a bomoh; you know, just to be safe. A lot of things now seems very spooky. Cops act like being possessed by evil spirit.... just know how to utter 'tangkap, tangkap, tangkap' and nothing else.

Kata Tak Nak said...

It is the spirit I tell you. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Kata Tak Nak said...

We need an exorcist la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Actually that was what happened but since they were afraid no one would believe them, they did not mention it in court.


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