Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Sullied by association

Man: Hey! You are still alive? I thought they've shot you?

Apparition: No, I am not alive, I am dead, can't you see that I am floating and that I have a ring floating above my head?

Man: Yes, I could see that ring, so you are now an angel then?

Apparition: That's a common misconception you mortals have. This ring means that while I was alive I did some good and the MAN up there has been pleased with my performance.

Man: Wow! That happens to good people who dies? So what about ghosts then?

Apparition: I don't think I need to spell it out to you.

Man: You mean Botha is now a ghost?

Apparition: Yeah, holding hands with Hitler planning a welcoming party for a certain Mr. Bush Jr.

Man: Oh, oh, wait a minute, let me get this straight. You are a blessed soul and you are floating around and you are here with me, does this mean I am to be invited to join you?

Apparition: No, no, that is the job of the angels, I don't have such privilages.

Man: Then, you mean this visit is a courtesy visit? Why, I am privilaged.

Apparition: Well not exactly a courtesy visit, we are not allowed that either, but I have been given leave by the MAN to correct a great wrong and HE said that I should get you along because we have both been sullied.

Man: Sullied? How? I don't want to go to heaven with a bad reputation. How have we been sullied?

Apparition: This is too embarasing to say out loud. Come closer and I'll whisper to you. Now you tell me if that is the pits or not.

Man: What! He did that? We have got to do something.

Apparition: Look, I am now only a soul but you are alive, I am banking on you to clear our names.

Man: You can bet your life, er, er I mean your soul, I would. I'll get Zuma to get this case to the International Courts as soon as possible. Damn him.

Apparition: Okay then, see you soon Nelson.

Man: See you Gandhi.

8 comments:

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehehee...i knew it, another shot at pangkor peler. this time he has certainly brought out his stupidity for everyone to see.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
It is that obvious huh? Must try to get a different punchline.

Hamba said...

A quote from Direkter Ahmad Nisfu is apt for the delusional asinine. " Kecik-kecik taknak mampus, dah besor menyusahkan orang!" Sekarang ni satu dunia pun susah hati...mana tau nanti di kata pulak yg dia ada persamaan dengan Alfred Nobel lah, Abe Lincoln, Sun Yat Sen ke, Winston Churchill, Napoleon, J.F.K pastu Auung San Su Kii. Kecoh satu dunia! Malaysia Boleh & Zambry pun Boleh gak! Zambry boleh jadi sesape je!!!! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Whats all this Nelson and Ghandhi ??? Should be Mugabe. My 2sen cikgu.

kopitelp16 said...

Heard rumours that Pangkor is to have twin city with Harare. Don't know if it's true or not.....

Kata Tak Nak said...

hamba,
Memang betoi, kecik-kecik patut picit hidung bagi mampos.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
I am sorry I disagree because Mugabe goes with another M.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kopitelp,
Lets announce to the world about the twinning of these 2 cities.

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