Thursday, 7 May 2009

Men In Black

OCPD: Inspector! How many did you nab today?

Insp: Quite a number Tuan. At last count we roped in about 135 people.

OCPD: Why so many? Where got place in our lock-up?

Insp: You said get all in black so we nabbed anyone we see in black sir.

OCPD: Did they fight back?

Insp: No sir, many ran away. Some we caught ileen they were drinking, some while they were reading the papers while the rest we caught while they were running away.

OCPD: So there were no untoward incidents like fighting or shouting or using obscene language?

Insp: No fighting Tuan but shouting got la but they did not use bad language sir but sir, actually there was one funny incident la.

OCPD: What? Funny incident? Tell la, I also want to hear something funny, I am stressed up as it is.

Insp: When we charged at them, all those in black were scampering. Some left their phones, some left their drinks, some fell flat on their face but one ran straight to us.

OCPD: He ran to you? Was he armed?

Insp: No sir he was not armed. He was shouting at us that a certain fellow was the boss. We suspected that he was the actual boss and was trying to trick us.

OCPD: What did you do?

Insp: 10 of my men jumped him and we apprehended him in just a short while.

OCPD: You sure he's the leader?

Insp: Look sir, I have been in the force for about 10 years, I can tell a crook from 20 miles away.

OCPD: Good, bring him in, I want to intterogate him. If we could wring any valuable info from him, you are on your way to be an ASP.

Insp: Thank you boss, thank you, errrr what about the rest boss? The lock-ups are all filled to the brim.

OCPD: You bring him in and release the rest. We don't need them now that we have their leader.

Insp: Here's the rogue boss. One look at him and you can tell that he is a baddie.

OCPD: Bring him here. Sit down, I SAID SIT DOWN, tak faham ka? Where are you from?

Man in Black: Pangkor ............


Kerp (Ph.D) said...


i knew it cikgu. i belardeee knew it!!

i think this one stray black mutt is more pundek than the speaker wanna-be.

sorry cikgu, hari ni hati ada rasa extra panas sikit.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Look, your time will come, don't worry but Arsene has to balance experience with youth. 2 or 3 30 year olds, a few mid twenties and a max of 3 youths and mark my word.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

During the by erection there, the mamak shops - as usual - were all doing brisk business. People from both camps had to cramp together, sometimes sitting side by side. One funny incident which spread like wildfire there, was when one guy, perhaps in wanting to needle those sarkas clowns, would call the mamak guys - any mamak, any shop or stall - by the name 'Zam...'.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Serves him right. I am sure he is having paranoia that the opposition purposely picked the colour black, which I think they actually did.

Anonymous said...

A really funny one. Didn't even think you would pin it on him. Anyway it is good that at last we have an Indian as an MB. Thus far we only have Chinese in Penang. All the while we have only Melayu and Javanese which can be boring sometimes.

Anonymous said...

It is with sadness to note that D.E.M. Ocracy has died on 7th May 2009 in Ipoh Malaysia. The Royal Surgeon Dr. M.O.Narchy didn't even attempt to revive him and so A.U.T. Ocracy was born on the same day.

fatsogigolo said...

cakapaje:yeah... u r rite,i thought only in Perak they would shout Zamm name in maple,but hey..I'm working in Penang,and my hometown in Kedah,they also shouted "Zammmm beri beri,teh tarik unek" :)

I cant imagine his face at that time,hehhehee..but surely if i saw the pangkor man face at TV,he looks very atok said " ni muka minta kaki punya orang"

tokasid said...


The police shouldn't have released the others that were caught.There was 1 amongst them a head honco more superior than the man from Pungkoq...err...Pangkoq. He is from Sg Siput.Who else if not the indisputable Samy Vellu.

On Shah's note about Zam....came to think of it didn't we had another mamak by the Zam before in the another Mamak's cabinet?

Kata Tak Nak said...

If Samy were to convert I think he would call himself Zambry Vellu, it goes well with Samy Vellu, don't you think so?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yeah, it would be fun when Thaipusam comes.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Please I just can't stand that ancient relic la. It boils my blood thinking that he is still alive.

Kata Tak Nak said...

So for the 1st time we will have a Deepavali open house at the a MB's residence la? Malaysia Glorious Malaysia.

Kata Tak Nak said...

I think better check all the lockups la, maybe he is still inside waiting to be released.

Shirzad Lifeboat said...

dear kata tak nak,

its time to build mega lock-ups all over the country. there is no better time than now especially when the Sedition Act is widely used in lieu on the infamous ISA.
Or maybe just one huge lock up for everyone - aftar all we are heading for One Malaysia.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Honoured by your visit. Hey that is a good idea. In the spirit of Malaysia Boleh we can boast about getting into the Guinness Book of World Records for having either the Biggest prison or the Most number of prisons. I wonder if the Tun had taught of that?


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