Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Here They Go

Minister1: Datuk Seri, Datuk Seri, one minute please.

PM: Why, what is it?

Minister1: Err, sorry PM, I was calling out to the DPM.

PM: Oh, okay.

Minister2: Datuk Seri, you left your bag la.

PM: Where? It's with me.

Minister2: Er, sorry, er, er, what's your name? Er, actually I was talking to the DPM, he left his bag here.

PM: No la, that is the coffee boy's bag, the DPM has his bag with him.

Minister2: Oh, okay, see you. Er, er, Datuk Sri, Datuk Sri, you left your glasses .....

Minister3: Er, PM, excuse me please.

PM: Sure, sure, why?

Minister3: No, no, I want to see the DPM for a while. Er, anyway, nice knowing you.

Minister4: Er, DPM, DPM, can I talk to you for a while.

PM: I think he can't hear you la, too many people talking to him.

Minister4: Yes, la, can't even get near him la, anyway who are you?

PM: What you don't recognise me anymore ka?

Minister4: Alamak, PM ka, I forgot my glasses la, that's why I didn't recognise you. Sorry la.

PM: Oh, it's okay, it's okay and by the way, you have not forgotten your glasses, you are wearing it now.

Minister4: Ya, ka, sorry la huh, see you at the farewell dinner.

Minister5: Datuk Seri, Datuk Seri, it's me, can you come to my house for dinner tonight please. What do you you want to eat? Woi, you all, let me move la, I also want to talk to the next PM.

Ex-Minister: Ayoyo so many people one here. Er, Datuk Siri, Datuk Siri, Woi, don't touch my hair la, nanti jatuh la. Datuk Siri, can make me Senator ka?


cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Don't forget, soon, they'll be sucking up the ex-ex PM who will be assisting their campaign in Kedah, no.

ps. Connection suck tonight. I thought only ameno does.

Malaysian Joe said...

Chegu.. u forgetting something... they do not want to get to know new PM la.. new PM is the PA only.. they really really want to get to know the "woe-man" behind the man. Kak R..

peng said...

Hope they don't forget that 'all that glitters is not gold!'
Anyway, I don't want a bunch of suckers to run the country.

Eskapisminda said...

Wondering now if kerusi pemerintahan parlimen Malaysia ni akan bertukar menjadi konsep kerajaan beraja. Pas kat anak, anak menantu, anak cucu, anak ayam...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ahh yes...the forgotten man. you mean he's still around? hehehe...

ali allah ditta said...


New PM says, "Today's special,lets try my Dotty's aka Big Mama's kerang....."

Kata Tak Nak said...

Oh that ancient rancher from Argentina? Hmmm,

Kata Tak Nak said...

Malaysian Joe,
Oh they fear that one?

Kata Tak Nak said...

They have been doing that for a long time.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Janag lupa ada cousin dok tunggu tu.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Oh he's still around in a new wig.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Eeewww, yuck!

monsterball said...

Some Malaysians can easily forget.
Some political bloggers can easily be zorro and rockybru.
Some blog owners talking politics are helping reads to understand the characters of our leaders.
Some NGOs keep exposing UMNO's crooked intentions...weird mentalities...and what's our future will look True Malaysians.

fatsogigolo said...

salam chekgu..

today i'm going back to Sungai petani..

i hope i can reach there safely,hopefully i wouldn't lost the way,coz all the signboard are full with posters..hehehe..

and u know what,some how,the ameno peoples are dare to build a billboard with Kak Ros's wife face near my house..Dey,even my cats cannot find their way back home,stupid ameno...

one more thing,i wonder how the "kertas undi" would looked like,got 15 candidates there..

but i also hope ameno people will come to my house and give me "wang saguhati",hopefully it would be 10 RM100 notes in envelope,heehee...than we can "pekena" teh tarik + nasi line clear...

DDEyyyyyyyyyy..zambry,teh tarik satuuuuuuuu

Anonymous said...

dear sir,
i have a mind boggling question for u.THe mufti of perak said that " ianya adalah menghina islam" with regards to nga kor ming reading sum verses fron the holy koran.MY question is, is holding a human being in detention , a muslim human being for that matter without trial islamic? or is that menghina islam? is there a a lwa in islam that says u can detain people without trial?
do shed sum lite dearest cikgu!

Anonymous said...


dah lama tak jengguk blog cekgu...rindu plaks nak baca lawaks2 dalam blog ni...

lawaks still menjadi :)

Piggy Singh said...

Salam Cikgu,

Let's go off topic for a while coz almost every corner on blogosphere the issue is politics.

The kops and the devils netted their deciding goal in injury time. What does this tell you, there's gonna be more thriller? But conceded two goals at OT was not a good sign.

I guess 18 is the number, MU aim for 18th title, the kops have been denied for 18 years, and since then the kops are stuck with 18 titles. 18++ is also the number of years PAS has ruled Kelantan.



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