Sunday, 29 March 2009

They are serious about change

I think, I trully think they are serious about changes. I really do because I have info that they have realised that if they do not change they have won their last election.

Actually their think tank have been working real hard since a week after March 6 and presented their recommendations to the MKT during the recent General Assembly. I heard, I can't really say its 100 percent true, but I heard the new line up in an emergency meeting had, after a much heated debate, voted to endorse the changes recommended by the think tank.

I also heard that a few diehards had threatened to resign from the party but after much persuasion and threats, they finally, grudgingly accepted.

So get ready folks cause the sarkas party that will emerge after this is going to be a spanking new party.

Just a few of the changes that I managed to wring from my informer are:

1. Change the font used to type the party's name from Arial to Calibri.

2. Their anthem will be sung at a slower, less threatening, pace.

3. The term 'Presiden' will be spelt 'Prasiden' to make it sound less English.

4. Fridays will be declared a Proton day so none of their people are allowed to drive Mercedes.

5. Their people are only allowed to eat at 5 Star hotels 6 days a week. On Fridays they must eat breakfast at home while lunches and dinners must be at 4 Star hotels or below.

6. They are not allowed to polish their Mercedes and BMWs more than 12 times a year so that these vehicles could spot the 'used' looks.

7. 5 percent of the furniture in their bungalows must be local while the rest could be imported.

8. Their bungalows must not be more than 8 storeys high and their swimming pools must not be bigger than olympic size.

Well opposition people, there goes your chances of winning the next election.

27 comments:

Jesse James said...

Classic!
You are like the Cantona of political satire... Genius!
Salute!

Tzy Wen said...

Had a good laugh reading this post, thanks!

mem-Besar said...

*lol* what a MAJOR changes they are going to make!!!

Anonymous said...

YOU RULE CIKGU!
splendid write up.keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Dear Cikgu,
I always drop by your site for a good read plus good laugh to pick myself up after feeling depressed reading the political news in other sites.
Do keep yourself in good health so that your readers will continue to be tickled by yr stories. Hope you follow the diet plan and cut-down on the sugar.
Si nakal.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Jesse,
You are too kind.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Tzy Wen
Glad you liked it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

mem-Besar,
I was taken aback myself at the massive change they are undertaking.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 22.41,
Thanx

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 1.17,
Thanx, will take care of my sugar intake.

D'ayo said...

Anything on SPA, GRO, Dangdut ...

Kata Tak Nak said...

D'ayo,
My informer withheld info regarding that. I think they are recommending these activities to held in neighbouring country's only.

peng said...

Cikgu, as I read the first few paras, I thought you are serious, deadly serious!
Ha! Ha! You had me, but only for a split second ok?
This is a darn good piece. I hope Umno read this and adopt the changes, then opposition will lose la! Ha! Ha!

D'ayo said...

Cikgu,

Allow me to potong line...

Peng,

FYI, UMNO read nothing

kopitelp16 said...

Another classic! At first I really thought that you really had some inside info. You made my day!

Way to go!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehe...classic KTN la cikgu.

and if i may add- money politics are now exclusively for those still in favour by top people. if you're a has-been, you're as good as guilty.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Peng and D'ayo,
I think peng knows that UMNO people don't read anything without $ sign in it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kopitelp,
I am a man without any connections, nada, zilch, mote.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
You are found guilty of not being highly connected and sentence to the house of the poor.

Anonymous said...

There was this band called "nothing" who used to do gigs in the underground music scene a few years ago.class act.the drummer was joe skate, a local malaysian skate hero.the band band never made it big and were labelled as underachievers.
You are a class act urself though in a different field.They should make u a principle.Y arent u there anyway? do u consider urself an underachiever?

Malaysian Joe said...

Walau Piang... chegu... your best yet... Change You Can Believe In... ala dUMbNO style..

Eh.. chegu.. waiting for your take on Shit Hamit's efforts to glaze PM2B balls by problaiming no Atan-tunyah!

sharleen said...

kelakar la abg cikgu ni...cheerz

Mat Salo said...

Chegu... Yang Musa Sheih Fadzir tu claim yang Ameno sekarang sengket tak ada duit macamana? Dia kata delegate tughun KL kena share 7-8 orang satu bilik, betui ke tu? Depa marah laa tu, ha ha.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 21.54,
I wld prefer to be a plain teacher. I had a few years experience as a senior assistant and ended up with HBP so its better to be an onery teacher.
I don't know if I am an under achiever or a non achiever.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Malaysian Joe,
Hamit wld have to use his glazy head to polish them dirty balls.

Kata Tak Nak said...

sharleen,
Kelakar ka?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mat Salo,
Those arseholes who share 7 or 8 to a room are not delegates. They are hangers on, those who felt very important when the Ketua bahagian cramped them in like sardines and treat them to the dinner for 10000 people at the end of the do.
The delegates are well taken care off.

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