Tuesday, 21 April 2009

I want it, I want it.

I want it, I want it, I want it, I don't care, I say I want, I want it, I want it.

Now, now, now, what more do you want? We've already given you almost everything right, so what more do you want now?

Ha, ha, you said ALMOST, I don't want ALMOST, I want EVERYTHING. You must give me EVERYTHING I want.

Oh, please now, haven't I given you enough? What would people say. They'd accuse me of being too soft, now you wouldn't want that would you?

Who cares about you, soft or hard, I don't care. I want I want I want. Give me give me give me.

Its not that easy you know and its expensive. Now for once in your life you must learn to take NO for an answer.

WHAT!!!!!!!! Are you saying NO!!!!! How dare you. I don't care, if you don't give me you'll be sorry.

Okay, okay, what about this. You like this? I'll give you this and this and and and that one over there, okay?

NO no no no no, I don't care, you must give me what I want or I'll get angry. You know how I am when I get angry so don't give me anything I didn't ask for. You are making me angry now.

Now, now, its not good to get angry. Okay, okay I promise I will think about it and give you the answer later. Is that okay with you? In the mean time you can have all those that I offered you a while ago.

Now, I am sure I am going to get angry. I promise you I'll bite you hard. I'll bite you harder than I bit the last fellow. You are going to suffer.

Oh, please for goodness sake, you are just too difficult to handle. NO, I say NO. I don't care, whine all you want but you are not going to get it. Ouch, ouch, don't don't, go away, stop biting.

How dare you not give me what I want, how dare you say NO. Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Aaaaww, aaaaaaw, hoooooo, hooooooo, Waaaaaah!

Okay, okay, stop shouting, I'll give, I'll give, just stop shouting.

Do it now, I want it now, call them now and ask them to do it now, I want to see you do it now. I don't want promises, I want to see you do it now, call them now, now, nowwwwww!!!!

Okay, okay, I'll call him now.

Put on the loudspeaker, I can recognise his voice so don't try to pull a fast one on me or you'll be sorry.

Hello, yes, aahh, I have talked this over and I have decided to do it. Yes, build the Crooked Bridge. Yes, THAT bridge. I don't care how much it costs just build it.

Yea, yea, now I'll finally get it, I'll finally get it. I know I will get whatever I want. Now let me see, I have the Twin Towers, Putrajaya and now The Crooked bridge, hooray, hooray.

Are you satisfied now? Now will you just be quite and not meddle?

Penanti, Penanti, Penanti, you must fight in Penanti, I don't care, I don't care, you must fight in Penanti, you must fight Anwar, I don't care, fight, fight, fight, Penanti, Penanti, I don't care, fight Anwar in Penanti, fight him, fight him, destroy him, destroy him, I don't care, I don't care, waaaaah!!! waaaaah!!!! fight him, I want Penanti, fight himmmmm.

25 comments:

Ydiana said...

Hee hee...I thought I knew the characters when I read the top part, but not until the last few lines. I was half correct! If you know what I mean? Lol!

matun said...

Damn that childlish old brat! It's true that i've heard somewhere that evil people is hard to die, so damn true! Dammit!

frankie said...

This madey fella, he was deprived from much attention for the last few years, all his pet project kena sidelined, sure he not syok at all. Now give him a lil bit of space, he wants everything, even the Exora launching, he has to be there grinning from ear to ear.

I thought he mentioned he already retired, what the fuck this old man still sticking his neck in every hole. And giving instruction on how things need to be done....his way. Hasn't he realised the damaged he has done previously?

I think Pak Lah must be laughing hard on how Najib must be feeling with his balls at madeys hand.

peng said...

Oh now the spoilt brat is saying that the western nations demonise our PM and indirectly him!
I'd rather have a good snooze, if I were him, catch up on sleep and the grandkids...

Rashid said...

peng,

This is what I wrote in Malaysia-today on the question you raisd.

"Poor Mahathir. He cries when his unacceptable face (Najib) is subjected to ridicule by the civilised societies. But he feels proud to use the same platforms in attacking Abdullah Badawi. So why cry now when the same BBC, Reuters, NYT or the Times that you used to run down Dollah asks critical and objective unasnwered questions about Malaysia'a most scandalous character?

And you said najib needs to clear his name with Malaysians. That's what we have been asking for years and he refused. So when will he clear his name?"

tokasid said...

Salam Che'gu:

After reading 2 lines I knew who you meant.

And you know what...as long as he lives we'll see these antics repeating.

Malaysian Joe said...

waaaa... second childhood? got use pampers or not ah he?

AngeL BeaR said...

somebody pls give that kid a tape on his mouth. it's irritating.

kopitelp16 said...

A good and funny suspense read! That childish old brat must be a very happy old man and now can be laid to rest in peace after his final pet project can go on....

Kata Tak Nak said...

Ydiana,
Everybody knows the character because they know what kind of an idiot spoilt old man he is.

Kata Tak Nak said...

matun,
God want then to live longer and make more sins so that the roast in hell longer.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Frankie,
Where can a gila kuasa fella resign. He will resign when he dies and I can't wait for it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Peng,
Who else who started these Foreign threats stuff and Malaysians fell for these lies, but not anymore

Kata Tak Nak said...

Rashid,
Oh Madey has big time cleansing to do. He is so soiled that no amount of clearing could clear his name.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Doc,
He'll meddle even from underground.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Malaysian Joe,
No need pampers coz he is dirty as it is.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Angel,
I slap would be a better idea.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kopitelp,
Then he will find other pet projects like building an underwater capital to replace Putrajaya

Anonymous said...

At first I thought it was that "woman" with the photo-shop face splattered all over the newspaper.
Cikgu, you had me fooled there.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
I did? Well it worked.

Anonymous said...

greetings cikgu
Just wanna know.DOes our country benefit if the crooked bridge is built?WHy is Tun bent on making sure the project takes off.i got to be honest with u cikgu, i did read his blog and his justification about the bridge.Any truth in it? and as usual, whats ur call?

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Aaah...the second childhood syndrome, I would say. Sometimes, its worse than the first. But since his pocket's quite full, few in his circle care about that.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
I tell you a something. When I was in UMNO, I attended many supposed to be closed door briefings telling us so-called classified infos as to the exact strength of our military which eventually are mere lies. The lie to us, their own people and I am sure they lie to others too. yes, UMNO at that time was under Mahathir.

I've read about currents under the bridge and about how it would take invading Singaporean forces a longer time should the bridge be crooked and thereby lengthened. I also do know of Singapore air superiority and missile capabilities which would render the most crooked of bridge useless.

As far as I am concerned, Mahathir is a liar. He has lied. He clearly lied at the Lingam inquiry, he lied about his children not getting anything from the government, he lied about so many things so I'll never believe him. Why? Because I hate liars.

So if he were to tell the truth this time, he just has himself to blame for his lying past.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
This devil will try for a record 3rd childhood, why? Because Malaysia Boleh.

zorro said...

Your post got featured in Malaysia Today....just in case you were not aware. We do take care of our Penang lang lah.

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