Saturday, 18 April 2009


Do you know how they got their so-called 3.7 million members? Of course through devious means like paying the subscriptions of those who have left the party, who have died, and maybe even those who are not aware of it.

Hmm I wonder if they have Netanyahu and Mugabe's name in their register too? Come to think of it, I wonder if the Nepal, Indon and Bangla labourers working in the vicinity of my quarters are ACTIVE UMNO members? Who knows the person below carries a Malaysian IC with the name Mat Awang Bin Mat Diah and is an ACTIVE member of Kampung Kubur?

All this started when I was at Tumpang Sekole to read his post about how the former DCM of Penang is still an ACTIVE UMNO member. I followed his lead to the checking counter and keyed in my numbers and voila, I am an ACTIVE member of UMNO.

You see, the problem is I left Taman Selamat in 1994 and has since not paid any subscription. Being a former Setiausaha Pemuda Cawangan, I know that if one does not pay his/her subscription then he/she is no longer a member.

I met the Ketua Cawangan in 98 and told him that I have left the party through disillusionment. I had always suspected that somebody would be 'kind' enough to pay my subscription for me.

I also checked my wife's number and wow, she too is an ACTIVE member of UMNO. She was shocked when I told her. You see she is quite naive about this whole matter. She had never suspected that this kind of thing could happen. Anyway to the Ketua Cawangan, thanks but no thanks. I think he'd rather a relative die then to take my name off the register. That's how this people operate.

Just in case any of you would like to know if you are ACTIVE members of UMNO, try this link


Kerp (Ph.D) said... offence cikgu but technically you are;

- part of the sarkas team
- endorsing corruption
- a racist
- Khir Toyo's colleague
- Fan of mat rempit
- ...

and the list goes on...


Anonymous said...

this is interesting.Kerp has a point lah cikgu, technically u r a registered UMNO such,
hehehehehe sing along fellow readers of this splendid blog.

* chorus of the UMNO anthem.

Pak Oncu said...

Selamat pagiiiiiiiiii cikgu,,,, Bini gua pun dah berkurun x bayar yuran pun masih aktif keahlian UMNO MelayuAN nya,,,,

Kata Tak Nak said...

Oh no, no no no no, please cleanse my sins, no no nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Kata Tak Nak said...

How do I get this off me? I know, I'll ask Yoda. May the force be with me.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pan Oncu,
Tu la, yuran kita depa dok bayaq. Kalu suruh bayaq dabel pun dia bayaq asalkan dia buleh tunjuk dia ada ahli. Arrrghhhh!!!!

Hamba said...

Salam Cikgu, agak2nya semua ahli2 UMNO yg menjadi ahli masa UMNO baru ditubuhkan sekitar 1950an masih lagi menjadi ahli yg aktif ke? Adakah Arwah Dato' Onn, T.A.R, Tun Razak, Tun Hussein Onn masih lagi menjadi ahli yang aktif? Ini baru betui, patut le slogan UMNO ni "Dulu, Kini dan Selamanya"!!!! Macam ahli kongsi gelap ye, sekali dah masuk tak boleh keluar lagi...

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mungkin ada clause in small print di borang yang saya tak baca dan clause itu berbunyi,

Saya bersumpah takakan keluar party dan memberi kuasa kepada sesiapa saja untuk membayar yuran ahli saya.

mem-Besar said...

I rest my case ...

Kata Tak Nak said...

I rest my case too

D'ayo said...

No wonderlah parti tu semakin busuk... apa yang masuk tak leh nak keluar-keluar...

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Alhamdulillah, I checked my name and its not there (yeeha!).

Anyway, its no wonder then that sarkas subsidiary, SPR, have lots of 'ghosts' in their list :)

mylivingwall said...

An interesting post!

Will feature your post on our website and link back to your blog.

All the best!

ali allah ditta said...


Your name will be on the roll whether you pay up your subscription or not. The only difference now is that UMNO provides you with an IC-sized member card for active members. For idle members,UMNO hopes one day they will "balik semula" Me hope cikgu not in that category!!

No wonder why UMNO boast itself about having more than 3.5 million members in their kandang,including you cikgu!

Guys what about cikgu Nazir for Penanti? but,Najib already rolling up his balls.


monsterball said...

hhhhhhhmmmmmmm ....It is like "California Hotel"
Once get in...cannot come out.
You and your wife are not the only case. How many will be like you to check things up?
It isl like Samy saying he has more than 600,000 members ...when almost all have reigned and record not up-dated..and that idiot is living in a fool's dream world.

Kata Tak Nak said...

It's like a death trap la. Once in no escape.

Kata Tak Nak said...


Kata Tak Nak said...

Me for Penanti? You mean I'll be the next DCM? But I am an ACTIVE member of UMNO what?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Don't cheer too fast, why not you check the ACTIVE members of MIC under Sharillingam?

Kata Tak Nak said...

What MIC got 600 000 members? More than half are residing in India ka?

Mat Salo said...

Sah lah Chegu.. dulu, kini dan selama-nya! He...

Nak reform partai reform from within ke?

What goes around comes around?

Ma'af ya Pak, bercanda aja.. :)

-caleg Balikpapan-

Kata Tak Nak said...

Sudah balik ke papan ka? Ni mesti harga minyak sudah bagus.

peng said...

That's cheating! How can we have cheats lead the country??
By the way Cikgu, do yu think you can squeeze some projects out of them, since you are an active member? LOL!

K L said...

Won't be surprise to check that Yong Ah Kow, Samivelo and Richard Obama are also active members, but sorry la! You guys cannot enjoy any benefit at all !


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