There is no cooking oil, why? Its not our fault, since it is very cheap here, people are smuggling them out to neighbouring countries.
There's not enough flour, why? Since we heavily subsidised them they are cheap and people are smuggling them out to neighbouring countries.
There's no diesel, our fishermen can't go out to sea, why? Ours is the cheapest in the region, so there is massive smuggling into neighbouring countries.
There are no more young girl's in this country, why? Ours are the prettiest in the region so they are smuggled out to neighbouring countries.
Please people of neighbouring countries, return our cooking oil, our, flour, our diesel and our young girls and take our leaders in return. They are the best in the world, please take them.
"A man of principles will resist an evil system with his whole soul. Non-collaboration with evil is a sacred duty!" -- Gandhi
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LOL...even the smugglers know the difference!
Happy weekends...
Salam Cikgu,
Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! All in favour of this trade, say 'aye'!
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
and Aye! x 24 million times!
That's very creative of you :)
asil,
Yeah, they are a choosy bunch. Unfortunately this means that there will be no trade.
cakapaje,
I don't know whether to call it creativity or not but one is for sure: necessity.
hahaha...you're on a roll la cikgu. what else can them G say...they think by comparing with our neighbouring countries will ease up our minds.
'we are the cheapest amongst the ASIAN countries. be grateful'. or simply 'change your lifestyle'. heard that, screw them.
Dulu barang siam murah, banyak orang smuggle masuk ke malaysia
Sekarang barang siam murah jugak lagi, yang herannya bila pulak minyak masak, tepung dan ah yam malaysia lebih murah dari siam?
Habis tu kenapa bernas smuggle beras dari siam pulak? Rasa2nya thailand pun TAK HINGIN barang2 kita. Dah le mahal x de kualiti pulak tu.
kerp,
Sometimes I get sick listening to their excuses, so predictable.
Hantutelor,
Entah they seem to claim that everything here is cheap, tak dak 1 benda pun mahai disini and still our people flock there. We go shopping in Thailand, we go shopping in Singapore tapi kita murah, pelik betoi ni.
hhhhhmmmmm...Take our leaders instead of our daily essentials..so said kata tak nak.
One look at their faces....they will tell us to give an offer they cannot refuse to take them away..as requested.
PM.tom old ..no use....dump into the thick of the jungle.
Samy...so fat..eat too much...fast fast throw away.
Hussien....Stupid face....but quite young..train to massage 'boss"
Khairy..Handsome...most lucky....boss like man..plan to hentam and make him a pondan.
Ka Ting....Real dumb face with cow brain...but being a chinese...favoured to wash boss toilets.
Get these away...enough....Malaysia will be prosperous and wealthy again.
Since money can buy votes......money also can sell a person.
kata tak nak....they will not be choosey...will take all away.
What is the offer...that's all they are interested.
Sir,
You are at your best when cynical. Good one and a great goal.
Monty,
You have some creative ideas la.
Hi&Lo,
Sometimes laying the facts on the table is not enough for our people, so spice it up with a little cynicism.
LOL...(*_*)...=))..ngeh ngeh..klakor..
Rose,
Welcome and glad you find it amusing.
Wah... tunang aku pun sampai sini. But seriously, funniest joke I ever read. Rasa macam nak tiru and re-post je. Damn funny.
KTN,
Tolong jgn reply komen ini dengan apa2 unsur keLiverpoolan. Aku dah tak larat kena kutuk. Hahahhaa....
Mr. Right,
Okay no problem, kalau nak ambik saya tak kisah. Glad that you liked it.
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