Lah: Oi! Rashid, My popularity has dropped so much la now. I have to go to polls. I can't wait. Are we ready?
Ras: Ala, Bang Lah, don't worry la. You give me 1 week and I'll let you know.
Lah: What Bang Lah? When did my father marry your mother? I extended your contract for you to work la idiot not makan angin.
Ras: Datuk, where got makan angin, I've been working day and night la.
Lah: Then, why not ready yet?
Ras: How to be ready Datuk? They all kacau me like hell la.
Lah: Who kacau you? Najib ka?
Ras: Not Najib la Datuk, the opposition. They check everything.
Lah: Last time also like that what but still you can do it? What's so different now?
Ras: Every time I thought I was ready, they bring out new problems. Just yesterday they found out that we have 5078 voters who are more than 400 years old.
Lah: Why you so bodoh one? Why so old? Cannot make it 100 year plus ka?
Ras: Cannot, all the 100 year plus one sudah bersih.
Lah: What BERSIH? Don't use that word la lembu. Even Cak Kun Cak also we all stop playing, now you want to use.
Ras: Sorry, sorry, sorry. Even my grandson's name also they detect.
Lah: How old is your grandson?
Ras: Baru habis pantang Datuk.
Lah: Why do I have to suffer fools la. Why so young? Ayo! Rashid, like this susah la.
Ras: I asked for 56000 new ICs but your people don't want to give, macam mana ni Datuk?
Lah: Who don't want to give? You give me his name. Bloody kacang puteh.
Ras: Datuk, not enough money la.
Lah: What not enough? Just 3 months ago I gave you 120 million, how come not enough?
Ras: Where got 120 million Datuk, he gave me only 12 million. 12 million how to do work Datuk? So many people to feed.
Lah: Bloody basketball, I gave 120 million and he gave you only 12? This fellow also too much already la.
Ras: Another thing Datuk, we cannot have too many voters registered in one house. Yesterday they asked me about that house in Seligi Pasir Puteh. How come one house got 3251 names? Susah nak jawab Datuk.
Lah: You la bodoh, why put so many names? Why no more houses ka?
Ras: That's the problem, no more house Datuk.
Lah: Then create new houses la. That one also I must teach you ka?
Ras: Already 50% of the addresses are bogus Datuk, how to create new ones?
Lah: Alamak, pening la like this. Then what do you suggest?
Ras: I need a few thousand buses Datuk. I need all the Banglas and Nepalese and Indons either in detention or legally working. We must mobilize them.
Lah: Okay no problem?
Ras: But Datuk, they want citizenship in return.
Lah: Give la.