Tuesday, 29 January 2008

VK and SL

To all visitors, I would be indebted to you if you could spare half a minute to participate in the poll I have running in my sidebar. I know it won't be reflective of the general mood in the country but at least I could kind of gauge what visitors to my blog think of the subject. Thank You for participating.

VK: Hi, SL, alone only ah? Where's Angie?

SL: Don't joke la VK, I kena teruk already some more you want to perli me.

VK: Joking only la SL, come in, come in.

SL: Thank you, hey what is this VK?

VK: Sorry la SL, from now on my men will do body check on everyone who comes to this house. Camera phones will be held for safe-keeping. You know la, satu kali kena, must remember la. I am sure you also don't go to the same room in the same hotel anymore what. Right or not?

SL: Correct, correct, correct.

VK: Cilaka lu, now you want to perli me ah?

SL: Aiya joking only la VK. Now I cannot go to any hotel anymore. My wife makes me wear a chastity belt and she keeps the key.

VK: Ayo! Like that ka? Ha, ha, ha. Okay you are clean, you can come in. What would you like to drink, Toddy or Samsu?

SL: What toddy or samsu? I saw in the video you were drinking whisky and now you only offer me toddy or samsu.

VK: Ayo, SL, that one only bottle la. Inside either toddy or samsu la.

SL: Coffee will do la.

VK: Yes, how can I help you?

SL: I want to sue the bloody bastard who did this to me la.

VK: Yes, yes, you must, you must. I was wondering why this fellow so quite, why he don't want to sue ah?

SL: I want to sue a lot and I want to win. I don't want to lose one.

VK: Then you've come to the right person la. I can assure you victory one.

SL: I know, everyone say like that one. If want to win go see VK, sure win.

VK: HA, HA, HA, HA, wah, everyone also know ah?

SL: Sure la, who don't know that you got all the judges in your hand?

VK: First thing first la, you know who did it ah?

SL: I know, he is my party man also.

VK: Who, who, who?

SL: (whisper, inaudible)

VK: Aiyo! That fellow ah? Susah la like that. He is serving, not resign already. They all won't agree one.

SL: Yes, la they all won't agree. It was not them caught screwing, it was me. Now they treat me like pariah. No one wants to be seen with me. Bloody bastard they all.

VK: Aiyo, I must talk to Patel first la. He will contact the top people. If they say can, then only we proceed. Pomp, pomp, pomp, pomp you get your revenge.

SL: Please la, try la. How much you want, you ask la. Never mind, what amount I get, I give you. I just want my revenge only.

VK: Where will you stand for election this time? Same place ah?

SL: You some more want to perli me ah? If can get to be PIBG committee member also consider lucky la.

16 comments:

monsterball said...

Done!! And I voted for the change of government..and it's 40%...still slim victory for UMNO and BN?
I hope not.
I think..this is the best chance for Malaysians .....to be realistic and brave...not selfish and malays still need a security blanket from UMNO...that will be sad.
Like I said..kata tak nak....you should be a drama or comedy script writer.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monty,
To tell you the truth I expect this. Many are just too afraid of the opposition but the voting trend up till now is encouraging.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

VK: my own tambi back-stabbed me. thiru apa nama dia...ha...ha...my goodness, what?

Kata Tak Nak said...

KERP,
Ya la I forgot about his brother.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

dont worry cikgu. if possible, even VK himself would love to forget about his own brother.

frankie said...

One thing I have to say is despite everyone knows that VK is the one in the video, all the judges and VK himself is not ready to say it out loud. Everyone of them is covering for each other by making fools of themselves, watched by the whole world. None of them has the balls to say it out loud. If those former top judges job was to uphold justice, they have now proven to the world that they were a bunch of incompetent clowns holding the court for the highest bidder.

This is such a big embarassment to the judiciary and the legal fraternity. The head has rotten to the core, the whole body of the judiciary is not getting any better.

We are screwed!!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
That shows the kind of man this VK is. He'd do anything for power

Kata Tak Nak said...

Frankie,
The Judiciary is becoming an industry where huge amount of money changes hands. Maybe one day the Judiciary would be listed in KLSE.

So who started the rot? Just because one man's wish to control a CJ who won't kow tow to him, he started a rot that stinks up to this day and now he says, 'I can't remember'.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Ketua Perusuh wrote about this entitled 'swastakan sahaja mahkamah malaysia!' or something like that. But off course, yours is the transcript version :)

bru99 said...

Salam Cik Gu

Tumpang lalu,

I am a malay, but sometime its up to my ear hearing people say Malay that Malay this .........my friends,UMNO is a political organisation , it has about 2 - 2.5 million members all over the country , and its objective is to push its members agendas and a long the way its being hijacked by the so called leadership.... we know that! We do but to harping on and on and on about it , its just getting too much .........so lets get united you,me, people everywhere , we need a change and its whithin our grasp in the next GE ,maybe not the Gov of the day but we could do something.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Bru99,
Understood. I have more friends in UMNO then from the opposition. Some people's idea of change is complete change while others advocate slight change.
Yes, its unfair when people accuse Malays of this and Malays of that when it is UMNO leaders who are the culprit. The problem is that in this age, starting from the latter era of the Mahathir Regime, The PM is UMNO, the PM is the country, The PM that is UMNO is the country. So to get rid of the PM, sadly it means to get rid of UMNO. I know you may or most probably disagree with me but that is the way I see it. If I am wrong then I am sorry.

bru99 said...

Salam Cik Gu

Saya yang patut mohon maaf dengan Cik Gu.I do agreed with your formula on PM=UMNO=Country but UMNO is not PM , he's only part of it and because of UMNO's rigid organisational structure, we find its dificult to topple him from within but we could show him a thing or two in this coming GE , we must get together , especially so with the opposition parties, this is your chance , your only chance for now, to make a different.

Raden Galoh said...

Kah! Kah! Kah! ayyoyo...so funny lah che' gu...

why is that I feel the Lingam case now come to the part yang bertumbuk kena belasah macam dah nak mati tapi tak mati-mati...boleh bangun and tumbuk balik pulak tu...dush sana..dushum sini... Lingam, sangam? Eh eh sounds like it, looks like it...

tokasid said...

Salam che'gu:

SL: you know VK why all ppl suggest your name to me?

VK: I know,I know,I know. Because I very famous one.Correct?

SL: Yes, correct3 again.I read in the paper ah...you said things that are contradictory to the RCI. But why nobody on the RCI noticed one ah? Your very clever talk like this and that and ppl like cobfuse one you know.

VK: You see, before I become lawyer, I studied in Gunung Ledang one you know. From Gunung Ledang I can see Batu Pahat one.The hotel also...

SL: Wey... come on laa...not like this la VK!!

VK: Sorry,sorry,sorry. So in G.Ledang I learn the snake tongue ilmu you know.Once I master the the snake tongue ilmu, then only I go and study law. With the ilmu I can say anything nonsense but people will believe what I say you know!!

SL: Wah..so terrer ah you.

VK: Somemore ah...some in RCI have to ignore what I say because you know lah...they in my hand one. I hold their balls.If I kena, sure many will kena one.You think I want to go down alone ka? I sure take them down with me.

SL: Eh VK! I heard some blogger ah..they say better privatise the Judiciary. What you think that idea?

VK: Hah...actually what I've been doing all this while???

Kata Tak Nak said...

Raden,
Nasib baik case VK sekarang dah sampai babak dushum, dushum takut sampai part VK menyanyi lagi haru.

Kata Tak Nak said...

VK: SL, you want to buy the judiciary ka? I want to sell my shares la. Susah la now, everyone kacau. I want to sell everything and go to Batu Caves and pray la.

SL: Why Batu Caves?

VK: Because now Samy cannot go there, nobody want to see his face.

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