Commission: Good morning Tun, please sit down. How are you Tun? You are looking fine. None the worse from that bypass operation I see.
Tun: Thank you, aah please for the record, it was not a bypass. I actually had a transplant.
Commission: A transplant? Where did they get a heart so fast?
Tun: I see that you all are so misinformed. Must be the press feeding you people with wrong information. I actually had a brain transplant.
Commission: Hmm, interesting so lets proceed. Please state your name and occupation.
Tun: I don't have to tell anybody my name, however I will tell you my occupation. I can't remember my last occupation but now I am the Director of the Memory Loss Research Project.
Commission: Don't you remember being the Prime Minister of this country?
Tun: Well let me see. Ah yes, I remember, I remember now. I was the prime Minister of Fiji for 22 years.
Commission: Fiji? This is Malaysia.
Tun: Malaysia? Sudah tukar ka? Okay, okay, Malaysia, whatever.
Commission: How long have you known Veekay?
Tun: Oh, Veekay? How could I forget. He was Anwar's driver whom we paid quite a lot to admit to being sodomised by Anwar.
Commission: No, Tun, you must have confused him with someone else. This Veekay is an Indian lawyer.
Tun: Hmm, oh, yes, I remember. I read about him in the papers, something about a video clip. Why, did he die? I'll send flowers.
Commission: Do you know him personally?
Tun: The only Indian that I know is the MIC President, er, er Datuk Sri Pandithan.
Commission: Pandithan? You mean Samy Velu?
Tun: Samy Velu? Who is he? Is he Anwar's new driver? Can you give me his phone number?
Commission: You don't remember things very well do you? Just bear with us a little longer and then you can go. Please watch the video clip we are about to play and tell us if you know the gentleman in the clip?
Tun: I may have known him, but I just can't remember. All this happened a long time ago, I can't remember?
Commission: All What happened a long time ago?
Tun: Manipulation of the judiciary.
Commission: So you are saying that the judiciary was manipulated?
Tun: Did I say that? I don't remember saying that. Are you working for Anwar?
Commission: Eer, Tun, one last question before we take a short break. What is your name again.
Tun: Tun Mutahir, the Bendahara of Narathiwat.
Commission: You may go Tun. Bring in Tengku Adnan
Tun: Are you Tengku Adnan? Do you know Anwar? How much do you want to admit that Anwar hantam your belakang?
Adnan: What is this, are you mad or drunk?
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