Tuesday, 28 July 2009

The Results

So they have promised the whole world that they are going to get serious about the TBH affair. Yes, they are damn bloody serious to get to the bottom of it.

Woo, its scares me when they say they are going to get serious, when they say they are npt going to leave a stone unturned and an arse unprobed. Hey, isn't that Saiful smiling there?

They are not going to set up one investigation but two. Oh my God, they are going to set up two sets of investigation units. They must be bloody serious.

Yes, they are serious alright. A Royal Commission to study questioning procedures and ..... wait a minute, did I say a Royal Commission to investigate questioning procedures? I did? Why did I say that? Because they said it first?

To study questioning procedures they need a Royal Commission? So the Commission is not going to investigate how TBH died?

Shit man, why do you need a Royal Commission for that? Wait, wait there is more. They are going to set up an inquest to find the cause of death. What only an inquest to find out the cause death? they do that even for minor things. So who is the coroner?

Okay, I am going to beat them to the gun. I am going to give the findings of both these commitees.

Royal Commission:
Nothing wrong in their queationing methods but there are some weaknesses though. We hereby recommend the following:

1. During questioning, all officers must use perfumes so that their body ordour do not cause unease.

2. Officers must be cleanly shaven so that they do not look too fierce and threatening.

3. Baju Melayu and Batik is recomended to potray a friendlier set of interogators.

4. Beverages and snacks should be provided to the interogators at all time.

5. There must be soft music played at all times.

Inquest:

1. TBH died because his heart stopped beating causing a cut of supply of blood to the brains which caused all the brain cells to die and therefore his brain could not function anymore.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

cikgu
i read in http://mt.m2day.org/2008/ see below. kepala otak punyea olang.. that's not what normal ordinary people perception. didnt RPK said TBH died while in MACC-CheBuy custody??? why everybody like to play GOD one these days... accident here there everywhere, and death here there everywhere, be it from lorry driver reckless to MACC-CheBuy one?

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A day before Teoh’s inquest, police say it is still sudden death
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Anonymous said...

Suspended Bukit Aman CCID director Datuk Ramli Yusuff also has no case to answer, what more MACC (Malaysian Agency for Cows and Cars), Pak Lah's heritage.

Anonymous said...

Salam cikgu,
All the sandiwara. And the outcome is obvious and all the same. No case. Whats more can we ask. Dare we ask more than what is being done. Then more money, mind you the rakyat money, will be poured into the bottomless pit with the same outcome! So need we say more about the result? Malaysia Boleh !! Just my 2sen cikgu.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

apa2 keputusan pon ianya akan direka khas untuk mengaburi mata rakyat, cikgu. like you said, why the fuck they need to probe on MACC's method of investigation? the public are more concern on how TBH could have died. serious konon...ptuuiii...pala buto diorang la...

elvie ho said...

I have lost confidence in BN gov long time ago.I have been patience,waiting for a change but this is the last straw.Change must come or else our country is doom!

Anonymous said...

and nobody knows why, eh.

Musa Boleh. Gani Boleh. Irrelevant Judge Boleh.

Case closed. Too bad Teoh. We have followed the law, Najib's way.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Mac-Shit-Farm (MSF - new name): From now on, all commission formed to look into MSF SOP, must abide by MSF criteria, no more (less boleh).

MSF will also instruct it's officers to wear the 1MSF code: Question first, people being questioned fate later.

monsterball said...

hahahahahaha...Your predictions on the findings are found to be forthright and accurate.
Are you trying to be a fortune teller .....when you retire?

tokasid said...

Che'gu;

Why waste taxpayers money to set up 2 investigation teams.

The people doesn't have any confidence at all to these set ups.

The Pm should just say that MACC must question witnesses in Bahasa Malaysia from now on.

TBH's death is sudden death coz he was dead after the interogations and not a week after that(which would lead to a slow death)

ahoo said...

Chegu, I think you have to teach a new subject in class soon. Teach the students on how to survive an interview by MACC or Police !!!

There are over 1,794 death in custody to date since 2003 and this figure is increasing by the weeks. Maybe the govt plans to reduce the number of suspects and save us, the tax payers money by non housing them in jails too. Less people to take care and less food and space for them.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anon,
Like I said the inquest would say he died because his heart stopped beating. They of course would not bother to know why?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 21.03,
Was there ever any doubt?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon,
22.09,
When they said they wanted to form an RC than we all have to rush to the nearest shop to buy salt.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kerp,
I think the script dah pun siap. Now they put on a sandiwara.

Kata Tak Nak said...

elvie,
Same here elvie, same here.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon,
Yes, Malaysia Boleh

Kata Tak Nak said...

shah,
Its a pity Yasmin is dead otherwise she has some very good actors waiting to put up a very good play. Academy award stuff I tell you.

Kata Tak Nak said...

monty,
That wouldn't be a bad idea.

Kata Tak Nak said...

ahoo,
And now the latest is Guna. He died of drug abuse they say. How convenient.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Doc,
The Royal Commission will conduct their business in Norway. All witnesses must pay their own fares and lodging and food.

kopitelp16 said...

cheng cheng cheng cheng! We need to get adequate supply of popcorns and coke for the 2 shows!

Can submit to Cannes Film Fest ar?

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