Woo, its scares me when they say they are going to get serious, when they say they are npt going to leave a stone unturned and an arse unprobed. Hey, isn't that Saiful smiling there?
They are not going to set up one investigation but two. Oh my God, they are going to set up two sets of investigation units. They must be bloody serious.
Yes, they are serious alright. A Royal Commission to study questioning procedures and ..... wait a minute, did I say a Royal Commission to investigate questioning procedures? I did? Why did I say that? Because they said it first?
To study questioning procedures they need a Royal Commission? So the Commission is not going to investigate how TBH died?
Shit man, why do you need a Royal Commission for that? Wait, wait there is more. They are going to set up an inquest to find the cause of death. What only an inquest to find out the cause death? they do that even for minor things. So who is the coroner?
Okay, I am going to beat them to the gun. I am going to give the findings of both these commitees.
Nothing wrong in their queationing methods but there are some weaknesses though. We hereby recommend the following:
1. During questioning, all officers must use perfumes so that their body ordour do not cause unease.
2. Officers must be cleanly shaven so that they do not look too fierce and threatening.
3. Baju Melayu and Batik is recomended to potray a friendlier set of interogators.
4. Beverages and snacks should be provided to the interogators at all time.
5. There must be soft music played at all times.
1. TBH died because his heart stopped beating causing a cut of supply of blood to the brains which caused all the brain cells to die and therefore his brain could not function anymore.