Friday, 10 July 2009

Report card.

Father: Son, I went to your school this afternoon and met your teacher. He showed me your report card.

Son: What! How did you know that today is Hari Waris?

Father: That's what I want to talk to you about. How come, you did not give me the letter from your school?

Son: Er, er, I forgot la dad, anyway who told you about today.

Father: Majid's father, but that is not important, how come you failed your science subjects. I asked you to take  science subjects because I have high hopes that you would do well but you flopped all the science subjects and your maths and also add maths. Why?

Son: Alamak dad, the subjects susah la. I cannot understand la. Anyway I don't want to take science, you forced me.

Father: I did it for your future.

Son: But I don't like science, I like Sastera.

Father: Sastera? What can Sastera do for you? Why, do you want to grow up and be a writer? You want to be a nuisance like all those bloggers? You want to be like that katataknak felow who don't have a single nice word to say about the government? No, I won't allow it. From next week, you go for tuition classes.

Son: But dad, I don't like science. I want to change to Sastera la. Please la dad. Anyway, if I did well in science what can I be? I don't like engineering, I don't want to be a doctor, I don't want to be a scientist.

Father: Son, I don't want you to be an engineer or a medical doctor or a scientist, I want you be a dentist and buy me a 24 million ringgit house for 3.5 million ringgit only. Dentist are clever people, they can make expensive things cheap. They also know how to make their skin tight and fair with natural resources and they know how to shred documents, and travel first class using other people's money. Please la son I also want to have an all expenses paid, first class, trip to Disneyland.


31 comments:

Anonymous said...

cikgu, you have another good one. I especially like the last part, kind of climax. And you hit the nail right on the head!Keep them coming.

fatsogigolo said...

aiyo chikgu..
don't argue about the 24milion..
as for me huh,3.5 million is too much d..

agak2 if i pow that dentist 100k,he give me the money or not??i want to further my study and become dentist too..three and four if i could..pweaaaaaaaaaah abang dentist..

auuuwwww

Anonymous said...

right on the dot CikGu...
its already prove in malaysian environment, a dentist make more money than normal business millionaire.

should have pursued degree in eco-dentistry 15 years ago. could be neighbor to that 24million dentist too you know...?

Boyot said...

son: i want to study malay litreture, fail pon ok than i still can be a bery good politician, and plus all the judge will fear you.

Father: oh like that guy ka

Son: i also can wallap front and back

Anonymous said...

Salam Cikgu,
I totally agreed with you that all students should aimed to be a dentist. Shown and proven to be very lucrative by that toyol. Don't become like that katataknak fellow who not only has nothing to show, he don't even have any good thing to say of the gomen. I bet you he still has a lot more to say in his blog if the gomen people misbehaved !!! What say you cikgu? Just my 2sen cikgu.

Mike said...

A very nice and timely one Cikgu. The climax was great, brilliant!

Cikgu, that Boyot fella must be very sick. Another by-product of the TDM era. The Malays are in a pitiful state, even religious officials and Imams have gone corrupt.

Problem is my son dont want to be dentist lah. So 2.4K shed for me.

Singam said...

There was a science optionist in my wife's school who asked to teach any subject but science. Of course, that was long before there were special allowances for teaching science.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
As long as they insist on being what they are, it will keep on coming.

Kata Tak Nak said...

fatsogigolo,
You tell him that you will be his agent to sell BOTEMP, sure he gives you the 100K

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
And to think parents want their children to be engineers and lawyers.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Boyot,
son: father let's rob the people.

father: No you can't do that.

son: But we are UMNO people, sure can what.

father: yes, la son, I forgot, let's do it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon:
Oh he has plenty more to say alright.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mike,
You hit it on the dot with that pest Boyot.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Singam,
Then why did she do sign in the 1st place? I mean science at school level should not be too difficult.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if and when the miracle finally happens during PRU 13 and Pakatan takes over.

Will we be watching the same old show again ???

ONly different actors/actresses?

Or will be at least a little bit different?

I trust PAS.

PKR no.

DAP is in the air for me.

Anonymous said...

Cikgu,
Aku tabik mu

Pak Zawi said...

Chegu,
Hahahahahaha.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anon,
As it is right now, we already know what the present one is all about. Do we still want to keep it?
As to who you trust, it's your choice really.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 17.13,
Toinnnnnng!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pak Zawi,
Hehehehehehe.

Anonymous said...

chegu,

how about an all expense trip for your wife too to shop in Guangzhou? of course, first class lah. no cow class for sure.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon:
I prefer to stay at home and blog than live off the people.

bayi said...

Way to go, Cikgu. I didn't see the punch line coming!! LOL!

:: Aku :: said...

ahahah...sempoi aa cekgu...dialog last tu yg best tu ehehhe...

baru je tadi diskusi ngan hubby psal mamat dentist tu...tak sangka plaks ada kat blog cekgu ni ehhehe...

keep it up...suka baca lawaks politik cekgu...

Kata Tak Nak said...

bayi,
I tried to be discreet so the reference to maths and science would get people focused on PPSMI.

Kata Tak Nak said...

aku,
Saya rasa semua orang dok sembang pasal bungalow murah ni, dan semua dok tepuk dahi mengapa lambat dapat tau ada bungalow murah. Ada lagi tak?

aravind said...

Good piece lah. U whack them allright! Hope GE13 can make a difference. Cant take the nonsense of these buggers anymore. Daylight robbery.....and the powers that be just sit and watch. Nothing happens. When its their own man, nothing happens. Bloody frustrating!

Kata Tak Nak said...

aravind,
Ye, damn frustrating alright.

ahoo said...

We need to ask our former mb to writes a book. We are open for him to share his life story on how he grew and where he had studied. Surely everyone would like to learn from him as his " rags to riches " story has top the chart for some years now.

At least this will spare the govt some headaches in searching for the success formula for NEP. As for the 3.5 mil and 24 mil issue, I think any valuer in town knows the figure by calculating just the land and building size. With imported items for the interior furnishing, surely there are documents for declaration of such items even if it is with tax exemption ?

The key issue is not being a dentist, Chegu, otherwise you started to influnce lots of people going into dentistry lah ! Be an UMNO warlord and all gold, silver, water, sand, oil, forests, tins etc. are for you to take. They are afterall, all natural resources from this land and someone has to benefit from it anyway.

[zsazsa] said...

sounds like my parents.. heheh use to take computer science before.. now switching to accounting hehehe

dentist?? jadi dentist kaya woo :D

romerz said...

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Thanks for visiting my blog. I've replied your comment there.

Well done, you have a nice blog.

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