Thursday, 2 July 2009

I did it for my country.

Husband: SAYAAANG!!!!!.

Wife: Eh, eh abang. You are back. Ala abang ni, you said 1 week but its 2 weeks baru you balik.

Husband: Ala sayang, you know la, my work is unpredictable. I work for the government, for the country. This trip I made is also for the country. You have to sacrifice la sayang.

Wife: I know la sayang, but 2 weeks is a long time you know. I am so lonely you know. Luckily our gardener ada to keep me company.

Husband: What gardener? What have you been doing with him?

Wife: Alaaa abang ni, joking pulak. (phew!)

Husband: Eh sayang, I have a surprise for you la, actually two surprises.

Wife: Ya ka abang? What? Where? I want to see la abang.

Husband: You may come in.

Wife: Wow! Those presents, are they for me abang?

Husband: Of course la for you. Linda, give the present to kakak here.

Wife: Wow, thank you abang.

Husband: Don't thank me. Thank Linda. The present is from her. Salimah, give your present.

Wife: Wow! This present is bigger la abang. Err, from you or Salimah?

Husband: This present is from Salimah. Now time for my present.

Wife: Oooooo! I am so excited la abang.

Husband: Sayang, let me introduce you to Linda Tan Abdullah and Salimah Veeramuthu Abdullah. They are my new wives. Your madu.

Wife: WHAT!!!! Abang how could you?

Husband: I did it for the country sayang. I have embraced 1Malaysia fully.

16 comments:

fatsogigolo said...

salam cikgu..hahaha...realy funny la..its brighten my day today..my 1st day working this week..hahah...

but chikgu,I wonder what would happen next? can u imagine when rakyat from sabah and sarawak ask BIJAN,how about 1 Malaysia thinggy here??got bajau,kadazan and so on..

husband wild die oo...

Kata Tak Nak said...

fatsogigolo,
At least he dies smiling la.

ahoo said...

Chegu,

I see 1 Malaysia differently lah!
In Malaysia, busyman (businessman)has only 1 wife but when he travels, he builds his new family in those countries.

Thus, he is following the order to venture far abroad and make a good name for 1 Malaysia sake. The day may come where you can only have 1 in Malaysia BUT outside Malaysia, just multiply it to the best of your ability. In this case, we Malaysians are truly bolih, lah.

Anonymous said...

Salam cikgu,
1Malaysia ? Melayu,Cina and India only?? Come onlah cikgu. Nanti orang Sabah and Sarawak marah baru tau. Where can!! It should include Kadazan, Iban, Murut and the others baru boleh.They are not important or they are not Malaysiankah? Nanti they will show you when they hop, hop, hop and then another 1Peraklah. So be very afraid when talking about 1Malaysia. Very sensitive. So your friend must add more to his new wives."I did it for the country bah " Just my 2sen cikgu.

Ydiana said...

Cikgu

Lol! For someone who is strongly against poligamy (not against Islamic context, but for men who use it as an excuse), I had to laugh at this.

imbaraj said...

good one nazir.luckily no wife from Mongolia..instead of 1Malaysia it will be 1 Mongolysia.

Kata Tak Nak said...

ahoo,
Hmm that's a good idea. As many as one wants?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous 11.12,
Ayo terlupa la. nanti kena gasak.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yd,
Many, so many men uses polygamy in Islam as an excuse. Bukan perlu pun. banyaknya tak mampu pun.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Imbaraj,
It could also be Mangolia.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehe...one more slot available cikgu, reserved for a Kaur or a Sidhu.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
Hmm, a kaur huh? Don't mind if I do.

Pak Zawi said...

Chegu,
Everyone seems to have their own concept of 1Malaysia. The concept is so blur and just a mere slogan when a new leader ascends to the throne. Mark my word, there will be a new slogan after the next GE.

Singam said...

Ooooh, now I geddit. I finally understand what the Crime Minister is seeking to accomplish.

Well done!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pak Zawi,
I wonder what the new slogan would be. Maybe My Malaysia, meaning their Malaysia la not ours.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Singam,
Ha now you see it, thats why I like him already.

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