Wednesday, 27 August 2008

Hooked once more

First thing first. I was running high and low for news on polling day. First my hardisk decided that it was time for it to go for an overhaul so it was duly sent for formatting. After pressuring my son to press whoever was it who did the formatting to get it done fast, I was relieved that the thing is once more where it should be and it was only about 4.15pm on polling day.

I left everything else and straightaway hook the thing up and fuck who ever is responsible, my modem wasn't blinking and that was surely a bad sign. I gave a friend a call and was told that the bills have been duly paid, the modem is okay but TMnet, the bastardize son of the gomen people said that there was cable problems in the northern states and service could only resume on Wednesday, as in now, at 5. At a little past 5 I tried but still no blink, played some games and checked the modem and finally the contraption was blinking like a sex-crazed winking at a naked lady. Hey do you need to wink at a naked lady? I mean she is naked so you don't need to wink anymore, just do your stuff.

Okay back to business. While off the hook to the wired world, my source of info was a few friends in Permatang Pauh, some bookies in Bukit Mertajam, Ali Allah Ditta and my sifu Zorro. The fed me valuable infos otherwise the suspense would have floored me.

My friends in Permatang Pauh fed me with intel as to how the Malay kampung folks were taking to PKR's ceramahs. The bookies told me the going rate, which was Anwar and 10K votes. Ali gave me some kind of running commentaries on polling day and a friend at the counting centre who told me what was happening in one of the counting centres and how Hishammuddin and Khairy were hackled, Serve them right.

Zorro, kept me informed of the vote countings and tallies. Some UMNO people were also giving me infos about how confident they were that they would garner at least 60 percent of the votes. 60 percent my foot.

You may be wondering why is it that I was not there myself? Well yours trully was down with an escalating BP and the action on ground zero would surely be counter-productive. I would prefer to blog from the comfort of my home than from a hospital should there be wireless access.

Anyway, it was an eventful polling day even from across the bridge. My handphone was ringing like nobody's business and I was fed with all kinds of infos that I was confident of victory an hour after they shut the doors to the centres.

It looked like all those 'sumpah laknats' just did not catch fire. I hear of UMNO perayus, being chased away by their own white voters. I heard of how Hishamuddin was in celebration mood the night before polling day, I heard of the jams where at about 4.30, many PKR people were still not able to vote. I heard of the big numbers of Barisan workers but PKR cars were busier.

Anyway, victory is on the side where it should be and I thank Allah for it, not to mention the clever voters of Permatang Pauh for not being deceived by the massive Barisan propaganda machines.

Glad to be back in cyberspace and blogging once more.


rashid said...

Welcome Cigku, I was wondering what happened to you but now I know it. Yes, AMNO and its pussyfooters have been floored for good and to no return. Their propaganda that the March 8 elections was a fluke response and that AMNO alone is the sole protector of Malays and that BN is the only hope is a myth that has been buried alongside the most obnoxious Malaysian we have ever seen: the arrogant son-in-law. Grace to God.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

wink? didnt you mean...wank? hehehehe...

welcome back sir. sifu zorro introduced me to anilnetto.ocm and i was hooked on it through out the day. good hour-to-hour update reports right from ground zero. it was a great day, only i had to go out just before the official result announcement. depended on DocTA to keep me informed.

Ron said...


Satu lagi web yg live update...padat...ringkas dan cepat... dari brader Isham

Ras macam kat PP masa bc web dia...refresh jer ader cerita baru


Anonymous said...

Cikgu, voters now are clever, BN gave them money, batik, angpau and anything, they sapu, when voting they pangkah Anwar, so who's stupid. Waste of public funds.

Ydiana said...


Yes, we thank Allah for answering our prayers and people of Permatang Pauh for their clever votes. The hole of Malaysia depended on them, and they had not dissapoint us. Despite some of them getting Rm500 for BN votes, bas hantu yang terlepas from the ghostbusters, additional boxes of BN votes, dirty campaigns, they still lose a landslide. Arrogance doesn't pay!

Kata Tak Nak said...

To answer you in the previous post, I was a Permatang Pauh voter 4 elections ago until I moved to the island.

This is no fluke, absolutely not. The people has spoken and I think they represent the whole country.

Kata Tak Nak said...

You only wank when you dream of naked ladies, if they are there in the flesh, pun intended, why wait.

Yeah sure was an exciting time.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Will check that blog out. Thanx.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yes, why be stupid, they give we sapu but vote ikut suka la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

There is not a single dirty trick that they did not resort to but Allah is Great.

Mr. Right said...

Aku dengar PKR gunakan semua jenis taktik yang dulu UMNO biasa gunakan. Tak kira taktik halal atau haram. UMNO telah diberi makan ubat mereka sendiri.

wun said...

Pakatan's tactic is this: wait for UMNO to flop and then they pounce..
e.g. Raise the swearing issue, we give you the Ulama'..
UMNO created their own problem and with Pakatan's machinery well oiled,the result was undoubted.

I read from Hisham Rais' blog that an UMNO building was bombarded by their own people (election workers) who demanded payment..serves them right! No MSM reported on this..sad.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Yay! Glad to have you back online! :)

Mat Salo said...

I love the optimism of this post Chegu..A pall has been lifted over Permatang Pauh..which bodes well for the rest of Malaysia too!

My hats off to the brave peoples of PP! Tabiiiiik!!!!

Having said, that am glad your PC is ok and that bastard ISP son of GLC has started to function again. I wonder if it was intentional chegu?

Yes Sir.. THIS is the victory that we've been waiting for, and the March to Putrajaya begins.

Selamat berpuasa chegu.

fergie said...

Wah, Cikgu .. I was wondering what happened to you after the noodles and Permatang Pauh .. thought you followed Anwar to Parliment .. hahahah .. Great to have you back with us!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mr. Right
Mungkin jugak sebab ramai adalah bekas UMNO tapi tak se-dasyat sebab aku tak dengaq pun orang UMNO complain kat aku PKR main kotoq.

Kata Tak Nak said...

I was just talking to someone about this and all we could see was that BN's strategy were archaic. They simply refuse to move out of the stone age.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Glad to be back myself.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mat Salo,
Things are falling into place but the fight is by no means over. It is only just begun.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Oh yes, I am back and it is proven that I am right in giving that MEE a miss.

Hi&Lo said...


You had me worried why no posting.


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