Sunday, 3 August 2008

The Examination

Doc: Yes young man. What's wrong with you?

Epoi: Doctor, I was raped.

Doc: You mean you had sex with your girlfriend and she was a little bit rough with you? Ah that happens. I know of a certain very high up politician who got raped by his wife almost every night, so much so he had to run to Mongolia.

Epoi: Hey I think I know that politician la.

Doc: You do?

Epoi: Yes, just the other day I met him. Yes la, I agree with you la. His wife is a real witch. Just because I am a softie, she was very suspicious of me. Aactually it was not sex with my girlfriend lar doc, it was my employer. He raped me yesterday.

Doc: Oh, that is a serious accusation. Who is your employer.

Epoi: Never mind la, you check my hole first la.

Doc: Okay, take off your pants.

Epoi: Doctor, you want to put that thing into my anus ah?

Doc: Yes, I want to see the inside of your anus for telling signs of forced entry.

Epoi: Hey, that thing so small la, got anything bigger ah? Can't you use a cucumber?

Doc: Okay lie down and bend over. Hmm, quite loose la your anus. No sign of forced entry, no tears, puss and very dry. Epoi, its difficult for me to accertain that you have been raped. Your anus is not tight at all. There is no sign that you have had an operation before so I could only conclude that you have been having anal sex for a long time.

Epoi: No, no, they said that nobody would know about my past. Hey doctor, please la write there that I have been raped. I'll make it worth your time and effort.

Doc: I can only write down what I see. I can't make up stories.

Epoi: You check again doctor. This time don't use that small thing. You can use your own thing, I don't mind.

Doc: Get the hell out of here. If you want to report a rape I suggest you go to a government hospital or straight to the police. This is a respectable organisation, at least we the non administrators are respectable.

Epoi: You'll be sorry for this. Don't regret it if somebody else pays you a visit after this.


fergie said...

Hahaha .. our Cikgu is BACK!!! The short "break" must have cleared your mind and given you ideas for a new script. Apa lah .. all I read about these days is "hole" .. anus .. has Malaysia also sunk into the deep sh**hole? Some more gonna celebrate 51yrs of independence .. what is there to celebrate this year? It's been a liwat year .. only good day was 8308 .. then downward spiral. Have a good day, cikgu. No good news from Utd either .. sigh

Kata Tak Nak said...

Just needed the short break thats all. Yeah you are right. What has become of this country. Its full of shitholes.

frankie said...

Cikgu, in your response to fergie on what has become of this country, well, we can boast about having a truly famous asshole in this country and this asshole has the privelage of police protection 24/7. PDRM protecting asshole, what a joke.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Lol! I have been expecting this...:)

Hi&Lo said...


You are audacious and funny. So true to life.

Hi&Lo said...


Frankie forgot our country has a very caring DPM who is always available to victims of sodomy. His doors are always open.

monsterball said...

As usual...kata tak witty... comical...with lots of imaginations.
I enjoy this one.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yes indeed we do have a jackass with full police protection. Aren't we all lucky?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Really? Well here it is and trully I tell you, I tried to be kind.

Kata Tak Nak said...

How could anyone ever forget the caring DPM? He loves his own people and blows foreigners up. Wow! what a guy.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Just commenting on the state of affairs of the country, thats all.

[zsazsa] said...

wah, the epoi sounds like he is so powerful towards the end kan. siap threatening lg. epoi, you don't run the country la hehe.


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