The Examination

Doc: Yes young man. What's wrong with you?

Epoi: Doctor, I was raped.

Doc: You mean you had sex with your girlfriend and she was a little bit rough with you? Ah that happens. I know of a certain very high up politician who got raped by his wife almost every night, so much so he had to run to Mongolia.

Epoi: Hey I think I know that politician la.

Doc: You do?

Epoi: Yes, just the other day I met him. Yes la, I agree with you la. His wife is a real witch. Just because I am a softie, she was very suspicious of me. Aactually it was not sex with my girlfriend lar doc, it was my employer. He raped me yesterday.

Doc: Oh, that is a serious accusation. Who is your employer.

Epoi: Never mind la, you check my hole first la.

Doc: Okay, take off your pants.

Epoi: Doctor, you want to put that thing into my anus ah?

Doc: Yes, I want to see the inside of your anus for telling signs of forced entry.

Epoi: Hey, that thing so small la, got anything bigger ah? Can't you use a cucumber?

Doc: Okay lie down and bend over. Hmm, quite loose la your anus. No sign of forced entry, no tears, puss and very dry. Epoi, its difficult for me to accertain that you have been raped. Your anus is not tight at all. There is no sign that you have had an operation before so I could only conclude that you have been having anal sex for a long time.

Epoi: No, no, they said that nobody would know about my past. Hey doctor, please la write there that I have been raped. I'll make it worth your time and effort.

Doc: I can only write down what I see. I can't make up stories.

Epoi: You check again doctor. This time don't use that small thing. You can use your own thing, I don't mind.

Doc: Get the hell out of here. If you want to report a rape I suggest you go to a government hospital or straight to the police. This is a respectable organisation, at least we the non administrators are respectable.

Epoi: You'll be sorry for this. Don't regret it if somebody else pays you a visit after this.