Friday, 29 August 2008

Excuses Excuses Excuses

When asked why did BN lose to Anwar despite the whole government machinery camping in Permatang Pauh, here are the answers offered by the gomen people.

Gomen 1: I think I made a mistake by asking my number 2 to run the campaign. If I had been down there calling the shots, Anwar would have lost his deposit. I couldn't be there because I have a country to pretend to run and my beauty sleeps.

Gomen 2: I swear that I don't know all those people in the buses. I swear that I have done my best. I swear that I thought Saiful's swearing was a good idea at that time. I swear that I will come back and get back all the money we gave to people who did not vote for us. I swear that I think they charmed the voters using Mona Fandey's spirit.

Gomen 3: No, I don't think the MRR2 crack got anything to do with the way the voters vote. All the Indian votes that we got was because of me so don't believe Kayveas if he said he delivered.

Gomen 4: The voters from the Penanti Chinese Cemetary did not come out to vote.

Gomen 5: It is no big deal la. If 15,000 people did not vote for PKR but voted for us instead, we would have won handsomely.

Gomen 6: It's all Saiful's fault. We asked him to show his arse to the people but he refused. He demanded more money for it. Where to find?

Gomen 7: Actually the voters did not vote for Anwar, they voted for PKR because if you look at the ballot papers, Anwar's name was not on it, only the PKR's symbol. They cross aginst the PKR's symbol and not against Anwar's face so Anwar cannot claim that the people of PP voted for him.

Gomen 8: Right from day 1 I have already said that we were the under the dogs. So how can the under the dogs' people win?

Gomen 9: We did not lose the seat, it was theirs and they won it back so logically we did not lose. Anyway it is only one seat.

Gomen 10: I think the civil servants is sending a message to the PM. They want to make it clear that if in this budget still no bonus, he will be in trouble.

You are free to create excuses of your own and share it here.

16 comments:

Eskapisminda said...

Gomen 11: That's why I said, exterior is important. I told you already Saiful should be contesting...he hensem wat! U put Anwar next to Arif surela kalah ...u think all the makciks got no taste haa?

Kata Tak Nak said...

eskapisminda,
That's a good one. Yes, modern Makciks also got taste what. Like that means I cannot bertanding there la.

fergie said...

Aiya what's new. cikgu .. gomen never admits any wrongdoings .. always pointing fingers .. that's why the are in the deep shite their in today. Are they ALL stupid? Can't be .. then why cannot learn wan???

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

muahahahahahaha...good one.

tambah 1 lagi.

gomen- our candidate was so absorbed with mandarin he forgotten totally about the indian and thai community. in the end, even the chinese did not vote for him. aiyahhh...

Anonymous said...

Sayfool should have come and showed his big arse, let us scrutinise and look for ruptures, piles or cracks. We need solid proof not "sumpah". "Sumpah" also forget the date, what man you, tiada malu, jatuh kemaluan.

Eskapisminda said...

KTN...the makchicks may not vote u but don't underestimate the youngchicks. Their taste has evolved. ;)

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Lol! Just the right tonic I need to get me going again :)

wun said...

BN: Aiyah, when we said Anwar should sumpah, we didn't mean in Parliament. These people got the wrong message laa..

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fergie,
Yes, they are not all stupid but the stupid ones are the ones controlling them.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
I love that one. hehehehe

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
I don't know if he got kemaluan or not.

Kata Tak Nak said...

eskapisminda,
Wo! Looks like there's life after 50 after all. Shah, are you reading this?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Tonic cap sarkas.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Wun,
Thats a good one wun. They must be cursing the sumpah thing now.

monsterball said...

hahahaha...You are a funny one.

Paktam.. said...

BN..haiyahh..U know la kawan,,,i heard chinesse said..."how to vote for Malay can speak Mandarin or any other chinesse dialek,...as long their candidate using symbol KATI/DACING..itu olang China cakap china, also.. kita tak mau woo"... that y la,.. better we vote for other candidate laa..named like Ah Nwat!!

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