Thursday, 21 August 2008

Evil

PM: Okay what's the latest report in Permatang Pauh?

DPM: Not so good. We are still trailing sir.

PM: What still trailing? That Epol boy, hasn't he been campaigning for us?

DPM: Yes, sir, every night. We play his swearing cd everywhere. If possible we would like to play them in the cinemas and maybe sell them to HBO but it is just not enough sir.

PM: Enough, enough I don't want to hear any more on this election thing. Noh, how's the economy?

Noh: Not good sir. We don't have much money left. We must borrow and there aren't that many lenders around.

PM: Shit, I am getting a headache. Exports! How are our exports?

MY: Besides the 2 oils, nothing else is going smooth.

PM: What about the Anwar case? Can we win it?

AG: If we do not want to be rated lower than Zimbabwe we better drop the case. It's a roti jala case sir, too many holes in it.

PM: I think I need a bypass. What about my campaign for the presidency of UMNO? Are you secretly fighting behind my back Najib?

DPM: No, never, you know me what. But Mahathir is not leaving you alone. They are going to fry you alive in the next General Assembly. Hopefully you are still the PM at that time and not that Anwar fellow.

PM: Anwar, Anwar, Anwar. I don't want to hear anything about that fellow. Must I make a report that he sodomised me to make the people believe our story? Anybody has any good news, please?

Samy: I got good news. Yesterday I bought a 60 inch plasma tv with good surround sound. Fuh, the colour so nice and the sound so good la. I bought an original Tamil movie dvd, ayo, yo. The fighting so clear one. When Vijay fight on the hill and roll down the flowers, the colour so clear la.

Kayveas: You call that good news ka? You crazy la Samy. Shut up la.

Samy: I know la you jealous, kucing kurap.

PM: Shut up you two, shut up. I am in distress and you want to fight here. Everything is going wrong, there's not a single good news for a long long time, that Anwar is breathing down my neck, my MPs are working against me, the economy is in ruins, my IGP decided that its a convenient time to go for a change of spare parts, urgh! help me.

Samy: Sorry la Datuk Seri. I didn't know you are so distressful right now. I have an idea, why don't we fly the flags outside there upside down?

15 comments:

[zsazsa] said...

all of them should be in layar lara (astro CH#4).. should make an original drama box office :D

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

I say Cikgu, give chance for that Arif guy to star in your story la...like that fistfight or something.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

i've got good news for pak dol. its less than 2 years before his retirement. an even greater news for the people is, it could be much sooner than that. then he can have his precious sleep at anytime of the day!

Kata Tak Nak said...

zsazsa,
Yes you are right, then we could also include the mak nenek Pidah, Ros as a temptress and Kheng Yaik as a pirate vcd peddler.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Hmm a role for Ariff, okay he would look good as a kacang puteh seller.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
One day when all this is over he will thn\ank us for making his early retirement possible and he could enjoy his siestas.

bayi said...

You are a riot, Cikgu and I'm with you all the way! :)

monsterball said...

I will be at Permating Pauh..from Sunday...till after election...rooting for ANWAR!!!

bru99 said...

Salam Cik Gu

But Sammy and Kayveas are not around or are they still.......? Hoping for some kind of kindness to be bestowed??

Zawi said...

Chegu,
Missed all the fun of reading your latest entries when I was away having fun holidaying on an island paradise called Redang off the coast of Terengganu. Took a peek at the Crystal Mosque on the way home.
Keep us posted about Permatang Pauh in your hilarious way.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Bayi,
Thanks. Hope there won't be a real riot.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monty,
I may be in Permatang Pauh this Saturday, if thinks work out.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Bru99,
Opportunists operate that way, always hoping for something. Just too thick-skinned.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zawi,
Yes, you have been conspicously missing. Holidays in Terengganu? Reminds me of Pulau Perhentian. Loved the few trips I made there about close to 30 years ago.

monsterball said...

kata tak nak...I will give you a call...when I am there.
Still looking to rent a decent private house or room to stay at PP.

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