PM: Okay what's the latest report in Permatang Pauh?
DPM: Not so good. We are still trailing sir.
PM: What still trailing? That Epol boy, hasn't he been campaigning for us?
DPM: Yes, sir, every night. We play his swearing cd everywhere. If possible we would like to play them in the cinemas and maybe sell them to HBO but it is just not enough sir.
PM: Enough, enough I don't want to hear any more on this election thing. Noh, how's the economy?
Noh: Not good sir. We don't have much money left. We must borrow and there aren't that many lenders around.
PM: Shit, I am getting a headache. Exports! How are our exports?
MY: Besides the 2 oils, nothing else is going smooth.
PM: What about the Anwar case? Can we win it?
AG: If we do not want to be rated lower than Zimbabwe we better drop the case. It's a roti jala case sir, too many holes in it.
PM: I think I need a bypass. What about my campaign for the presidency of UMNO? Are you secretly fighting behind my back Najib?
DPM: No, never, you know me what. But Mahathir is not leaving you alone. They are going to fry you alive in the next General Assembly. Hopefully you are still the PM at that time and not that Anwar fellow.
PM: Anwar, Anwar, Anwar. I don't want to hear anything about that fellow. Must I make a report that he sodomised me to make the people believe our story? Anybody has any good news, please?
Samy: I got good news. Yesterday I bought a 60 inch plasma tv with good surround sound. Fuh, the colour so nice and the sound so good la. I bought an original Tamil movie dvd, ayo, yo. The fighting so clear one. When Vijay fight on the hill and roll down the flowers, the colour so clear la.
Kayveas: You call that good news ka? You crazy la Samy. Shut up la.
Samy: I know la you jealous, kucing kurap.
PM: Shut up you two, shut up. I am in distress and you want to fight here. Everything is going wrong, there's not a single good news for a long long time, that Anwar is breathing down my neck, my MPs are working against me, the economy is in ruins, my IGP decided that its a convenient time to go for a change of spare parts, urgh! help me.
Samy: Sorry la Datuk Seri. I didn't know you are so distressful right now. I have an idea, why don't we fly the flags outside there upside down?