Saturday, 17 May 2008

Macam-Macam Hari Ada

PM: Hey Samy, saya mau you masuk balik dalam cabinet la.

Samy: Oh, isekarang sudah mau saya masuk balik dalam cabinet ka? Saya tau apa pasai. Satu kali dengar PR sudah panggil MIC join, DS sudah takut ya?

PM: Samy you jangan cakap banyak, you mau ka tak mau?

Samy: Sudah tuntu la saya mau. Apa Kementerian mau kasi sama saya? Saya mau ganti sama sapa?

PM: You tak ganti sapa-sapa. Saya bagi sama you baru punya kementerian.

Samy: Baru punya Kementerian ka? Apa kementerian itu?

PM: Kementerian Hal Ehwal Peniaga Pasar Malam.

Samy: Ayo, DS! Pasar Malam punya mintri ka?

PM: Mau ka tak mau?

Samy: Okay la, tapi lain kali kalau Najib mau resign ka, lu kasi sama saya itu Timbalan Pardana Mintri la.

PM: Agong, you tak mau jadi ka?

Samy: Jangan perli itu macam la DS. Ah, DS saya mau sikit tanya la. Kita Malaysia dalam banyak hari ada. Hari Guru, Hari Polis, Hari Tentera, Hari Ibu, Hari Bapa, Hari Sukan Sekolah lagi macam-macam punya hari ada tapi Hari Mintri tadak ka?

PM: Apa? Hari Menteri? Nak buat apa?

Samy: Aiseman DS. Ini Hari Mintri banyak baik la. You tengok, itu Hari Guru punya jam, budak-budak kasi hadiah sama dia punya cikgu. Lagi dia orang buat konsert, menyanyi itu Guru Malaysia punya lagu, wah banyak seronok la itu macam.

PM: Apa, you mau hadiah ka? You hari-hari dapat hadiah lagi mau ka?

Samy: Bukan itu macam la DS. Kita bikin satu hari, Hari Minteri. Nanti kita punya staff sumua beratur kasi hadiah sama kita. Kita bikin concert suruh sumua mintri nyanyi la. Kita panggil TV3, RTM, sumua TV mai angkat video kasi sumua rakyat jelate tengok. Rakyat nanti ingat kita baik punya worang pasai kita punya staff bagi banyak hadiah. Ini Public Relations la DS.

PM: Kalau itu staff tak bagi hadiah, malu la kita.

Samy: Ayo, apa susah. Kita cakap sama kita punya supplier beli itu hadiah la, belakang kita suruh la kita punya staff angkat itu hadiah kasi depan itu camera. Ayo, please la DS. Saya sudah banyak lama mau tirima hadiah dalam TV la DS.

PM: Apa faedahnya Samy?

Samy: Hari, hari orang maki sama kita. Sini pi kena maki, sana pi kena maki, duduk rumah saja pun bini maki, satu hari orang kasi hadiah tak bole ka DS. Kasi public holiday la, orang manyak suka itu macam, belakang buat live telecast la tunjuk mintri sumua dapat hadiah. Please la DS.

PM: Tak tau la. Nanti saya fikir dulu.

Samy: Ah, ah, DS, nanti kalau bikin concert punya jam, jangan panggil itu Najib mai la.

PM: Apa pasal pulak? Dia kan Timbalan Perdana Menteri?

Samy: Bukan la, nanti dia bawak itu Rosmah. Nanti dia satu orang saja mau nyanyi lain orang tak bole.

7 comments:

Paul Naidu said...

ktn,
so sorry, yesterday i forgot to wish you : happy teachers day...:)

no i am not DR Naidu's son,although my name ends with naidu.

dr naidu was one of my headmasters. there were another two, mr jalil and the high school terror mr malaya-pillai.

are you teaching at bmhs?
i had some wonderful teachers during my time in bmhs, but i can only remember one..... mr nadarajan... a good chessplayer whom i use to play chess with. i wonder if know him? i played cricket and hockey during my time and was vice-captain of cheessman house.
anyway pls keep in touch, and if you are by any chance visiting singapore pls contact me(bombay duck)i will be more than happy to show you around.
i make my leave ....cheers

Maverick SM said...

Samy back to Cabinet? Betul kah?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mav,
Anything is possible especially in times like this kan? What better way to keep MIC leashed. Anyway, I don't think so. He's there because there's still no other clown like him.

Paul Naidu said...

ktn,
(unrelated to post)
1974 in form 5, 1 year your junior
yes i do remember hari and imbaraj.

is mr nadarajan still around? would like to visit him , on my next trip to bm...cheers

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Mengikut lagenda PRU12, malam sebelum tu ZAM buat karaoke kat rumah dia dan ramai memba dia datang. Next day, dia berkarao-cry.

So, kalau Sarkas dan sekutu nak buat karaoke, please...do it! Let it be their swansong!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah
Depa berkatakokay.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

since doc had taken the cue from you, i decided to do likewise and brought it home to my blog with a few more new annual days to be proposed...hehehehe...

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