Tuesday, 23 December 2008

I thought we have a lot of money?

I was reading MalaysianInsider about how EPF is 'going to help the government' by buying a few parcels of the choicest and juiciest parcels of land in KL when suddenly in this hot and humid afternoon, a biting cold wind pierced through my sides straight through the liver and cocooned my heart in extreme frost causing me to drop from my chair in spasmodic shiver. I was writhing with Shaberic froth, pupils dilating and teeth tightly biting my tongue until a piece fell off.

In between picking up the bitten piece and wiping the blood that drained from my wounded tongue, I suddenlly had a vision. No it was not 2020, coz 2020 is bullshit coined by a bullshitter, the vision I had was one of chaos and mayhem. I wondered why should I fear chaos and mayhem for is not Malaysia the embodiment of both these devils?

Then it hit me, no, chaos and mayhem did not hit me, if they did then I would have used, 'they hit me' but I used 'it hit me' so don't interfere while I am telling a story or my story will short-circuit and I end up describing Mugabes's balls.

So where was I? Oh, yes, it hit me that I had just lost my chance of ever buying those parcels of land from the savings I made from the drop in petrol prices. Why do I say that I have lost the chance op ever acquiring those few sexy parcels of land? Simple, even Samy Velu could answer it, so don't ask questions lest you be accused of being stupider than him and I tell you that is really cruel. Don't snatch that title away from kayveas.

Anyway, back to the story, now that those naked parcels are being carresed by EPF, it would not take long before they would be completely stripped naked by some filthy sarkas hands and their amceeei buddies.

Okay let's be realistic about it. How many times has these kinds of deals happened before? Yes, you are right, plenty of time. Yes, the government made billions from these sales which were carried out with OUR money. Please remember, it was OUR money that changed hands.

Then what happened to all those deals. What ever orgasmic properties involved in those deals eventually fell into private hands at below market rates. Oh common don't tell me you can't see it.

Has there ever been a case where these groin stimulating properties falling into a non-highly-connected hand? I have tried looking back right up to Parameswara's time and no, no such thing has ever happened.

So this favour that EPF is doing to the government by giving them billions of OUR money would eventually be making some very highly connected people billions still.

What do we get? I love this government, they sure do know how to turn the economic downturn into money spinners, for them, that is.

Just a thought, once all the land that they owned has been sold, what would they sell off next? Hmm, The Klang and Gombak River?

13 comments:

frankie said...

Since the IJN deal has been postponed, new deals have to be created, hence, the ever delicious EPF with limitless bottom. I am sure the land price will be marked up triple times and then mark up again to satisfy own greed before using EPF money to buy. The broker, the buyer, the seller and everyone connected will be back slapping each other congratualating each others for another scam job done.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Once all that Federal assets that can be sold are sold, they then turn on the only thing available - the citizens! In other words, these sarkas and their amceei buddies, will join the time proven, every profitable human trafficking trade. Off course, that is if they had not already.

Zawi said...

Chegu,
This is the best that is coming from the Pee Em in waiting as he is looking at the almost empty kitty. It seems that every proposal put forth are extremely atrocious.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

errm...i better reserve my comment or i'll snatch the title away from kayveas.

peng said...

Cikgu, you forgot the Kinta river in Perak. Or maybe when the resources really run out, they will even go for the dump sites. You know, there's money there too, if they dig the dirt long and hard enough!

Kata Tak Nak said...

frankie,
While doing the school timetable I overhead on tv how those idiots were trying to justify the IJN deal. It seems that it is for the good of the people. I almost fell laughing.

Kata Tak Nak said...

shah,
I don't know if we are already sold or not but I sure do feel like a slave.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zawi,
Atrocious deals gives them the most pleasure and us the most pain.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kerp,
That is impossible. How could anyone be stupider than that fellow maybe botak and froth.

Kata Tak Nak said...

peng,
Imagine semi value going through the dumpsite and quarelling with kayv over a plastic mineral water bottle.

kopitelp16 said...

Those bloody vultures will try to savage whatever left to fill up their Swiss Bank account before it's too late.

Justifying the sale of IJN for the good of the people is correct. All his machais and lap dogs are considered as 'people' while the rakyats are classified as slaves. We have no 'rights' in their eyes!

Maybe on day we'll all have barcodes tattooed on our ass. Then Najis can sell our backside and make some money. Saifool will be appointed as the Director of Arse Bhd.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kopitelp,
It is just damn frustrating thinking how these people could continue plundering. It just has to stop.

Moo... said...

In this BodohLand, cronies are given land for a song and EPF @ the rakyat has to pay market value for the land.

Does that makes your blood boils?????

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