Thursday, 4 December 2008

Doctor doctor, what are you doing?

Doc who grabbed nurse faces arrest

The above is taken from TheStar.

Stupid doctor, who does he think he is? A politician? Bodoh punya orang. Hey doc, let me give you a few tips on how to go about your amorous ways.

First, please tell me, do you belong to a political party? You don't? You do not belong to a political party and you want to grab some nurse's backside? How do you get to be a doctor anyway? I thought doctors are those people who get straight As in their exams; people with brains.

Okay, here's the deal. Go be a member of a political party. Oh, before you do, use your brains please for once in your sick life, join a ruling party. You get into the opposition's bandwagon and they are gonna say you actually stuck your finger, no, make it 3 fingers up her shithole.

Uh, uh, that's not all, not by a long shot. Ordinary members are just a little better than opposition party members. Sell your father's house, your mother's jeweleries; borrow from your relatives, friends and take as many bank loans as possible to buy yourself up the division ladder; hold on tightly to the balls of some very influential party leaders, a minister would be nice, and then, only then can you actually go and stick your whole fist up that nurse's shithole and get away with it.

In fact doc, if she made a report, its she who will be hauled up for defamation. Depending on how high your position is, she could get herself ISAed for making that report.

As for now, since you are not a big shot member of that party, I have a few alternatives for you. You choose.

You could go see the nurse and pay her 5 years salary and beg her to retract her report.

You could fight the case with the help of the korek korek korek fella.

Run away to Zimbabwe and be a timber salesman coz I know of a person who was fond of shipping timber to his friend there.

But my advice would be to cut that shit horny dick of yours and feed it to the dogs. What would you feel if some idiot doctor groped your sister or your wife? You dickhead.


Frank said...

Dear cikgu

Hilarious!!! The spin on the story is a gem.

Have always enjoyed your blog for the cure of the depression I get after having to hear each time all all the bad news about how our politicians blew holes in our great county.


Anonymous said...

Top class. Am sure the doctor will choose your brillant idea.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

First time I sense more than sarcasm in your posting. But, you can't be blamed if so. And darn right with your last sentence. Er...have anyone check with our Melaka Doctor on this? I mean, he's not been online. Sure hope my fears are unfounded ;)

peng said...

cigku, I think the last recommendation to cut out the sick part would be the most practical and workable, huh? It would be an instant solution. The others can do but take a lifetime lah... by then his amorous hands will be on every female! That cannot do lah!

Kata Tak Nak said...

There are just too many sickos around, right up to the top. Whay have we done wrong to deserve this? No, don't answer, I know, you are going to say "we voted them in" but for the love of me, I did not.

Kata Tak Nak said...

The last recommendation is a sure cure. He should choose it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yeah la, the doc has gone awol. No, are you thinking what I am thinking? No, it can't be, but then again, no, I don't think so, Kerp maybe not Tokasid. Kerp, thats for wanting to tag me. Muahahaha

Kata Tak Nak said...

We are on the same wave length. The last one saves everyone a lot of anxiety and the government a lot of money.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

if this doc was a member, he can go nuts over all the asses he fancy; nurse's, GRO's, astronaut's etc and get away with it. as long he stays away from groping a certain VVIP with the biggest butt in the country, he's safe.

*cikgu, you asked for it man, you're TAGGED!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

btw, if i were to go into med, i'd go all the way and become a gynae. naked ladies will be a common sight i dont need no nurse's ass to get me excited.

kopitelp16 said...

Cutting off dicky will surely make the nurse happy.

A certain VVIP with the biggest butt in the country might be dreaming everynight after reading the news that how she wished it was her! Her hubby has lost appetite on her ma.... going for Mongol breeds only. Her gigantic butt needs servicing too!

Anyway Cikgu, your posts always make me happy!

Ridzzy said...

OMG this is too funny..
But i dont know if the dogs would want it though ;)

Kata Tak Nak said...

I invoke the spirit of Altantuya to shrink the balls of those responsible in tagging me. hahahahahahahaha. Check your nuts tomorrow morning.

Kata Tak Nak said...

If its big butt then it would be the doctor who made the report.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yes I think you are right. Even dogs have taste.

tokasid said...


Shit things happened sometimes.
I was caught grabbing an ass few days ago. I mean a real ass as in donkey.

That ass grabbing doc is not the first and won't be the last to sexually harrass their staff or patients.Last week the DG mentioned certain percentages of doctors have some psychiatric problems and this types of sicko doctors( who sexually harrassed people) are the worst kind.Doctors they are but perverts they are too.
As for your suggestion, if you get hold of them just give me a call. I'll do it for them without the benefit of anaesthesia.

monsterball said...

He can swear by the Koran that it's all..lies lies lies...and Najib will be the first to defend him.
End of story.
That's the new prove your innocence.
God help those non Muslims...swearing to Buddha or Christ..or valid!!
Malaysia memang boleh!!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yes, you do that minus the anesthesia. You could also cut it an inch at a time just to add some fun.

Kata Tak Nak said...

We must bring them down.

Mike said...

Hey everybody, dont simply blame the doc, the nurse may have been crazy over the doc but the doc is showing interest in another nurse.

So, this nurse might have pulled a fast one on this doc for some cheap publicity as well as to discourage the other nurse.

Conspiracy Theorist


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