Thursday, 27 November 2008

If its broken, replace it.

I read in The Star that a certain not very popular minister; the one who likes to shoot his mouth and in the end eat his foot; the one who likes to ISA people, - What you still don't know who? - The one who, besides, being a little dense in the head is a little sparse in the outer covering of the head. Yes, that's the one.

Well this dense guy said that about 10% of MyKads issued when there was a run in at the Registration Department - remember all those long waits - are found to be faulty and have been duly replaced. Well good for them.

This should be a lesson. Their people should be trained. You just don't rope in the despatch boy to do work he is not trained to do. They have been so used to not working that they got a shock when they had to actually lift a finger.

Well, anyway, its all over now. Many Malaysians have got their MyKads and many non Malaysians too have MyKads and are all now able to vote for the BN come every election. No, don't go complaining about this issuance of MyKads business because according to a deputy minister, fake Mykads is not a major issue.

No, I am not going to focus too much on the fake MyKads because as a responsible citizen I am going to take the words of my deputy minister that it is not a major issue. Maybe the dwindling catch of ikan bilis and increasing number of foreign beggars are major stories to be discussed. I don't know, ask the deputy minister. Hmm since we are at it, I wonder if those foreign beggars have MyKads. Aaah, forget it, their begging is the Major issue, not their possession of MyKads.

My main aim - sorry for taking you all for a long ride before coming to the main issue or major issue I want to talk about.

The dense one said that all the faulty Mykads have been replaced and since we do not hear grouses about faulty replaced ones, I take it that they have done a good job. I would like to congratulate them. If you set your mind to do something, you would succeed.

The real aim of this post is that would it be possible for them to also replace certain other faulty elements? I am talking about replacing faulty Ministers and deputy ministers. Please Mr. Dense Minister sir. You could start with, er, er YOU?


Zubli Zainordin said...

Cik Gu,

One MP fler said, this new non major issue plastic MyKad, in his area, patah dua.

I was thinking if we can travel overseas seeking for fiber glass, and write a proposal to the one in Room...

Yes! The hair a lot more fluffy than the dense one.


Kata Tak Nak said...

I heard fluffy hair charges a high consultation fee. How to buy BMW like that? BMX can la.

As for patah dua, ask IRIS, they supplied those damn thing.

Zubli Zainordin said...

Cik Gu...

Patah dua gives me an unusual shiver. I am referring more than an iris. My iris so far okay. But...


If patah dua how to go overseas with them?

I mean without MyKad how to obtain MyPassport!

As for the high consutation fee, I sense that we have a lot more sposen now than C4, opps, B4.

My Tabung Ayam in my house, more than those number of non Malaysian carrying fake Mykad, as if it is her or his own card.

So, we know why BN wins, always, even with a simple majority.

Lucky for them, it could be a complicated majority next PRU.

How many sposen you have now?

Kata Tak Nak said...

My sposens comes up to quite a tidy amount but not enough to book me a seat in the next space flight where after which I could charge RM7999 nett per hour but I think with another 15 sen drop at the pumps my sposens would add up and I could finally make the trip.
I am going as a scientist out to test the effects of C4 in deep space so before blastoff I have to make a trip to Ulan Bator to get volunteers.
Would anyone want to volunteer? I promise I would handle it myself and not leave it to some itchy fingers like Azilah.

Zubli Zainordin said...

Cik Gu,

I do not know how much he was charging your school.

At my school, when I was a student, he was not born yet.

But I doubt whether he will accept sposen per hour at any of the schools my children are.

I have always wanted to ask him, is it true that in space with the cosmonaught suit, one cannot fart.

The doer can be so suffocating and die.

Now that you are toward Ulan Bator. Soon up there in space...whence you come home safe, then I can ask you the same question.

Can I?

Oh, Cik Gu, please bring your MyKad with you. Who knows who will do some cheking up there.

No MyKad cannot exit space ship, then how?

Kata Tak Nak said...

We are afraid to call him over to talk coz he might talk about what he saw in space which was nothing.

Hmm farting in space is a no no eh? Phew what luck for our leaders coz they fart every time they open their mouth.

If the doors won't open with MyKads I am sure a few ozs of C4 would persuade the doors to be more cooperative.

Zubli Zainordin said...

Yes, Cik Gu, you gave me a brilliant idea.

If its broken, replace it.

This is our secret.

Please do not send him again or the other guy.


I will propose to fluffy hair, to send the dense hair one and a few others too, Ministers to outer space.

Before Ulan Bator, do them a favor, Restoren Line Clear baik punyia, with petai and all.

Sure fart one!

No need C4.


Kata Tak Nak said...

You see Line Clear is as mamak as they get and they swore never to serve petai.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

maybe they should issue mykads for the china dolls working here. i mean, it would be doing a certain former minister a huge favour with his grabbing habit. alaa...that former minister who accompanied our astronuts to russia. yea, that one.

Kata Tak Nak said...

That former minister gives us bearded law abiding citizens a bad name. Now I get stares whenever I am in the company of women. Luckily I don't smoke cigars.

kopitelp16 said...

We have ministers that have bad breath more potent than Petai Fart! Everytime they open their mouth, they made me wanna puke!

Sending them to space? Great idea...! Maybe can conduct research on C4's effect in space. Then can do another MyKad research up there to see if it rust in space.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yes, send them to study the effect of space on MyKads and when they get home ask them to give ceramahs to kindergarten kids for RM8000 an hour. Hey that's a good idea la.

Malaysian Joe said...

Sometimes I wonder what is dense and what is sparse up there on the head. Dense with stupidity and sparse with intelligence... maybe.

Police are ignorant that mykad can carry driving license information. Yeah, I read the news and I flipped laughing. My next question is, do the police actually know the law?

And it takes this guy sparse with everything else except stupidity which he has in abundance to come out and make the police look even more stupid.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Malaysian Joe.
You hit the nail right on the dense but sparse head.

acciaccatura said...

salam chegu,
part my kad yang paling saya tak suka adalah gambar kita dalam my kad tu. tak berkualiti langsung!

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

I wholeheartedly agree about replacement thing. But instead of just the Ministers and their deputies, let's include the PM and his deputy as well. Also, all the heads of police, bpr and spr. All have them have been found faulty...almost all of the time!

Kata Tak Nak said...

You should see my MyKad. The colour of my face and the background is almost the same. They sent a professional photographer thats why.

Kata Tak Nak said...

The PM and DPM are under the minister and deputy categories. Yes there are also faulty chiefs elsewhere including besides those you mentioned all the Ketua Pengarahs and many more.

peng said...

I second the 'Dense Minister' nomination! The broken one, send far far away to Timbuktu.

Johnny Ong said...

u still don't see it ..... anor 'company' is getting the work to replace those faulty chips. all well planned ..... 10% of it

bayi said...

Our ministers are all no better than blur sotong lah!

Anonymous said...

greetings and salutations alike cikgu,
replace?u think they will let u or rather we ,the rakyat do it? i am simply fed up with all the nonsense happening daily.i would rather suggest that all pakatan rakyat MP's letak jawatan.Dont let anybody contest the by election.Let the goons run the show least no more nonsense like the guy who marched to hand in the memorandum to the sultan lamenting about the hak yang tidak dihormati ,then he walked into a mee kari corner and was wolfing down the noodles using a pair of chopstick! aiks! siapa yang kasi rosak sendiri punya budaya brother?

Estrelita Soliano Grosse said...

I see I missed a wonderful session of bloggers getting together. sighhhhh


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