Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Can't Wait

Man1: Hey, hey come here, look at this.

Man2: Look at what? They are all the same la. Nice on the outside, lousy in the inside.

Man1: No, no, this one is different la. I can feel it in my guts la. Look at that shape. Look at those lines, those curves, fuh! solid la.

Man2: Eh, yes la, see also can steam one.

Man1: I told you already what. You must trust this old man's taste la.

Man2: Wooo, really nice la. Got picture of the inside ah? You think the performance how ah? Gila one or not?

Man1: You ah, cannot wait one la. Always impatient one. Look at the outside first la. Like this ka. Surely performance first class one la. You'll die in ecstasy la.

Man2: Eh, eh got phone number ka? Find la, we must get this one la. If I don't get to touch and rough this one up, I'll never be able to sleep forever la.

Man1: Ha! Now you know old man's taste ah? One time see cannot sleep already.

Man2: You think we all can bring this one here ka? Not short game la, I mean keep here.

Man1: Everything that is inside here is for sale or hire one. Don't worry. I know what to do one. Let me talk to the boss. I know how to make him agree one, you just see la.

Man2: Call him now la. No need to wait one. Call faster la.

Man1: I'm calling la, shut up la, er, er boss, not you boss, no I did not ask you to shut up. Er boss remember that conversation we had the other day? Yes, yes. You said you want something that is a real looker, I found already la boss. Fuuh! my saliva also drip already la. Man2 cannot get his dick down. Memang steam one la boss. The price? Not yet, I did not call yet, but whatever it is, who is going to say anything? Okay, I'll call them up now. Thank you boss. You won't be sorry la.

Man2: Boss say okay ka?

Man1: See la who talk to him, sure he agree one because he knows my taste is as exquisite as his.

Man2: Call them now la. Call la, call.

Man1: Er Good morning, is that EC Agency? Okay, about model EC7035EXXX, what is the price ah? No, I don't want to hire, I want to buy. Something that alluring and sexy is not to be hired la. How much? What if I want a dozen of them? Point 9? Er, the bill, about the bill, can you write there 1.6? Oh you have dealt with us before? So can write any amount we want la? Thank you, thank you. Okay send them as fast as you can. What test first? What for? That would take too long la. We need the extra point 7 fast. Ok, thank you ah.


Zubli Zainordin said...


Please wispher, can add a bit for me aargh Cik gu.

I also steam one, cannot sleep already.

.2 enough lah at my age, no need go sleep in cave. Batu lah.

I shall give my oversea account number soon after you wisphered, k...

Zawi said...

Isn't her name Cougars or something like that?

Kata Tak Nak said...

.2 only? How to go around the world 100 times with a permanent steam?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pak Zawi,
I think it is that. With the Nuris performing dangerously, we are not against them buying new machines if they do it with the nation at heart, not their pockets.
I have always been of the impression that the BN people plans everything with their own welfare first in mind, then only the people.
Yes, they build roads but the way they calculate it is "How much can I make, plus my friends plus cost of the road". In the end for the amount of money spent we get an inferior and shorter road.
The same goes with this copter thing. For the money spent, we should get more units.

MANTRA said...

Salam cikgu,

Wow, anything thats young and sexy, you guys are willing to pay for the price eh?

So, the oldmaid nuri? Scrap metal? Good business wei! Give to me that old maid... every month I can taste new chicks... why must i buy? I only want to taste.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Its them not me, I am a saint.

tokasid said...

Jantan 1: Bini aku selalu sakit-sakit.Bila jalan jauh sikit sakit kaki lah sakit pinggang lah demam lah....Leceh betul.

Jantan2: Ya ka? Aku ingat hang amek bini baru laa...

Jantan 1: Aku dok cadang macam tu lah. Ni ada 2-3 orang mak andam dok rekemen kat aku aku tengah dok mpikiaq lah jugak mana satu.Nak kena tengok hantaran berapa. Mak andam punya komisyen pun nak kena kira jugak.

Jantan2: Laa..tak payah nak ikut proposal mak-mak andam tu semua. Aku nak rekemen kat hang ni lagi best. Ni aku bawa gambaq kat hang.

Jantan1: Woih! Cun nya awek ni. Cantik dan nampak canggih. Boleh aku jumpa dia dulu.Nak tengok jugak in person,nak sembang sikit tengok dia ni sesuai ka jadi bini baru aku.Bukan apa takut nampak lawa tapi banyak penyakit pulak.

Jantan2: Apa pulak.Kalau aku rekemen mesti baguih serba serbi punya.Hang tak percaya kat aku ka?

Jantan1: Bukan la tak percaya...tapi nanti adik beradik aku,adik beradik bini aku, kawan-kawan yang lain kata apa pulak. nanti depa kata awat aku amek yang ni sedangkan aku tak pernah tengok pun.

Jantan2: Alah...tu semua hang jangan kisah laa...kalau adik beradik hang bising2 aku nanti suruh JKKK tolong cover kat hang laa...

Jantan1; Boleh ka macam tu? Berapa hantaran awek ni?

Jantan2: Awek ni hantaran tinggi laa sikit kawan. Hang tengok la gambaq dia sikit punya cantek ka....

Jantan1: Betoi kalu apa-apa JKKK boleh cover aku?

Jantan2: Hat tu hang jgn risau laa...janji komisyen aku baguih yang lain semua beres.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

good things come with a price. sexier she is means more costly. thats why they are called the bomb. not talking about c4 nor a certain big-butt midget.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Lol! At first, I thought you were writing about Mr Barns too! :)

Kata Tak Nak said...

Apa la depa dok gaduh nak test semua, beli saja cukup la. Yang penting bukan barang yang di beli tapi berapa banyak masyok.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Big-butt midget? Thats a good one, I like. I'll use that one day.

Kata Tak Nak said...

No, Mr. Barns would always test drive first. I am talking about Mr. Dough Saa

kopitelp16 said...

What to test? Read some brouchure, sign the deal, money comes in! The key word here is FAST! The faster the deal is sealed, the faster the money comes.

Pity us.... even KWSP also kena rape!

Kata Tak Nak said...

And still many vote those bastards in elections after elections.

Malaysian Joe said...

RPK is free! One down... Many more to go.... a small victory nonetheless against the draconian ISA.

edelweiss said...


amboi chegu :P

Kata Tak Nak said...

Malaysian Joe,
Yes, I heard about it this morning and I hope the release is not a short one.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Its the copter, swear I tell you, its the copter.


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