Monday, 3 November 2008

Time for cleansing

Right now, I am feeling like running away to the furthest, most remote cave and and live the life of a recluse. I would abstain from all earthly pleasures like food, entertainment and sex. I have to do it. I must do it. I must cleanse this sin that is bearing heavily over head and in my heart.

I admit, I have wronged before. I have sinned before, but then who hasn't? I mean just go out there in the streets and you will find thieves, robbers, rapists, tricksters, the works.

The trouble is I did not steal, I did not rob, I did not rape and neither did I trick anybody. What I have done is something even worse. What I have done would even make Satan cringe in shame.

What I have done is something that is unforgivable. This is what happens when you allow your heart to rule your head, this is what happens when you think you know everything, this is what happens when you think you are always right.

God forgive me for I have wronged. God forgive me for I have sinned. Yes, I have sinned before but this is the mother of all sins.

Before I go, before I run away to that far off cave and celibate and live a life without pleasures as atonement for my sins, I know I could not have peace if I do not seek forgiveness from those whom I have sinned.

God please make them see that I am truly sorry for what I have done. Oh, God, please let it be in their heart to forgive me.

How could I ever thought that the Eurocopter deal was shady. The PAC has said it, there is nothing wrong with the deal. Oh, common, this is the PAC we are talking about. It is filled with people of impeccable qualities. They are cleaner than angels. If they said there is nothing wrong then surely there is nothing wrong.

Stop questioning the deal. The superclean, superaccountable, superangelic PAC has spoken. For all those who have questioned the deal, follow me to that distant cave and together we hit our heads hard against the hard jagged walls of the cave; together we cut our dicks off and feed them to the scorpions. Let's cleanse ourselves.

23 comments:

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Cleanse, jangan tak cleanse! Kang, shahno ahmad marah :) Tonight, we seem to really think alike.

Zubli Zainordin said...

I am thinking...

NO Sex...

Well, err...

Cut off Richard and feed to the Scorpion???

Yes! This is the time. I shall write to PAC to tell them I have PACked to join you embarking without barking onto this sexless dickeriless journey.

Batu Cave, can or not?

Please bring along extra line clear from there okay...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

for billions involved, every single sen is being channeled accordingly. this is the head of gomen we're talking about. the people's gomen, they are so transparent rakyat can take a good rest while the gomen handle your money well. now close your eyes and they'll do the rest.

Anonymous said...

Well, who's heading PAC, no other than the apple polishing goon who's waiting for his chance to rise again and to feed his most beautiful malay wife tons and tons of gold

Irwan said...

Bro, you are simply GOOD.

:)

kopitelp16 said...

As expected, just like the Mongolian Beauty's case. Sandiwara ma.... Don't forget, Bolehland is a Land of Festivals! We have so many good story tellers and a very good circus show! Come join the party!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
That is why we must meet for a soul cleansing gathering.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zubli,
So you call it Richard? I call it Albert. Yeah, that no sex part is going to hurt but is what you get for sinning.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kerp,
Yes, we can close our eyes and leave the running of the money, oops! I mean country, to them.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
His wife also sagging already la, so a cut of the cut could buy him a younger bride la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Irwan,
Thanks

Kata Tak Nak said...

kopitelp,
Hollywood should seriously think about relocating here. We have such fine actors here, they don't know what they are missing.

peng said...

Cikgu,
It's 'classified' military information... PAC got that shoved down it's throat. Good thing they did not choked to death but live to tell a fairy tale.
As for cleansing, you just 'mandi susu' enough la.

bayi said...

And the PAC was so quick to exonerate the people involved in the deal!

Yucks!

Kata Tak Nak said...

peng,
What for mandi susu, give me susu bag la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Bayi,
Sure la because they all very efficient.

muteaudio said...

Chegu,
Saya cuma tau video game Pacman. Dia asyik 'ngap' 'ngap' 'ngap aje. BTW, siap ahli PAC? Both ruling & opposition party rite? I would like to know how they come to tht conclusion?

Anonymous said...

gua mana pulak cikgu nok gi? but u do have a point lah cikgu, we have really sinned. the eurocopter deal no hanky panky as si jemi laki normala is saying.All is well.lantak lah kome.kita pakat gi ropewalk aje lah.nuthing is changing n is never gonna change so joli aje lah cikgu.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Razlin,
Yes, from both sides but headed by Azmi Normala with most of the members from the gomen. The report said that the finding was not unanimous.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
Yes, all is well with them. You know one day I would like to see Azmi selling minyak urut and Normala selling cendoi at Rope Walk.

Malaysian Joe said...

Cikgu... did any of us for one moment would think that a close aid to the "future" PM would NOT walk free?

Did we for one moment would even bother to think that the euro-cocked-ter deal would have been cleared of any wrong doings? Never mind the price being bandied around...

I think that the "authorities" had acted the way we think they will act and we were proven right yet again that the whole system of administration, judiciary and others suck!

Kata Tak Nak said...

malaysian joe,
The day they announced about Razak Baginda being charged I knew it was a wayang. I tell you this la, even the 2 hooded police people would be freed, one way or the other.

tokasid said...

Che'gu:

Aku ada akuan bersumpah nak buat:

Saya, tokasid bin tokjali dengan ni ingin memohon mahap kepada KERA-jaan kerana menuduh pembelian elikokter Urokopter berunsur rasuah dan tidak telus dan pilih kekasih(ooppss...pilih kasih)dan komisyen yang tinggi kepada menteri atau pegawai yang terlibat lagi musibat tapi tidak mohabbat.

Saya berjanji akan mengikut program lari ke gunung bersama che'gu kata Nahi.

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