Now that the price of fuel is more sane though it could be saner, I have decided to make a bold move. yes, I am going to get me a new car and its going to be a newly launched car.
Yes, I am going to get me a BMW 3 series, maybe the 335i. For RM539,800 I think its a bargain, a real bargain. Just look at the car and you don't need viagra.
Do you know that it has an 80GB hard disk drive to store songs? Hey with that amount of real estate one doesn't have to worry about long distant driving. There will be more than enough entertainment.
How do I intend to pay for the car, some may ask. Well you see, I am going to KL for about 3 days at end of this month and I read that the price of roti canai has gone down there, unlike Penang, so imagine the amount I would save for 3 days. I wonder if there will be enough spare to get my daughter a MYVY.
Yes, I am going to get me a BMW 3 series, maybe the 335i. For RM539,800 I think its a bargain, a real bargain. Just look at the car and you don't need viagra.
Do you know that it has an 80GB hard disk drive to store songs? Hey with that amount of real estate one doesn't have to worry about long distant driving. There will be more than enough entertainment.
How do I intend to pay for the car, some may ask. Well you see, I am going to KL for about 3 days at end of this month and I read that the price of roti canai has gone down there, unlike Penang, so imagine the amount I would save for 3 days. I wonder if there will be enough spare to get my daughter a MYVY.
14 comments:
Salam Cikgu,
I say, Old Chap, are you off your rockers? Come on! You deserve nothing but the best. And I seriously think the new BMW X6 is more of your class, don't you? After all, like you mentioned, the fuel prices down. Just think the amount of money you would be able to save when you buy this RM2.5m baby.
ahh yes, maybe i too should be able to finally sit on one of those wheelchairs that comes along with a 15k price tag. after all i eat nasi kandar almost on daily basis. imagine how many thousands i can save in a month? muahahahaaa...
Cikgu, don't be kedekut lah. So much savings from turun harga petrol and also more disposable income with EPF contribution reduced from 10% to 8%,
YOU CAN BUY A ROLLS ROYCE LAH!! :D
cikgu,
We can can afford it. Dreams are free.
Acherly hor, save a bit more, can go for joyride to the space station, come back give lecture, earn millions in the process.
Shah,
What? 2.5 mil only? Okay get me 3. Hey the 3 series is for the drop in roti canai. The 2.5 mil is for the savings in nasi kandaq.
Kerp,
What about buying a stake in Hefner's Playboy?
Peng,
The problem is that I don't contribute to EPF anymore. They are now borrowing money from me.
Frankie,
After the 2nd drop in fuel price I already booked a ticket to space and I have already got myself about 300 ceramah's. You see I charge cheap only, only RM7999 for an hour.
Zawi,
Yes, indeed dreams are free and with them giving us materials daily to dream its a joy dreaming.
Cikgu
On thing for sure, you've got taste, man!!
Ydiana,
I have taste for something I 'll never get. Like Pak Zawi said, dream is free.
Cikgu,
I don't eat roti canai, nasi kandaq and teh tarik...I'm guilty, should put me in ISA!!! I better start eating those food and save to buy bigger car than yours...muahahahah!
Waaa Cikgu,
Certainly with the current cheap petrol price you can really afford to "CHANGE" your lifestyle again!
psst... psst... any crony contracts? Lets share it out a bit la... gotta scratch each other's back...
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