Friday, 23 January 2009

Mr. MB, how could you be so cruel?

Quick take out your dictionaries and look up the meaning of the word corruption. Wikipedia The Free Encyclopedia has this to say about corruption:

Corruption is essentially termed as an "impairment of
integrity, virtue or moral principle; depravity, decay, and/or an
inducement to wrong by improper or unlawful means, a departure from the
original or from what is pure or correct, and/or an agency or influence
that corrupts."[1]


Corruption, when applied as a technical term, is a general
concept describing any organized, interdependent system in which part
of the system is either not performing duties it was originally
intended to, or performing them in an improper way, to the detriment of
the system's original purpose.


Its terminological usage possesses connotations of evil, malignance, sickness, and loss of innocence or purity.

Hmm, very interesting indeed because for some reason some people has given it a new twist.

A Gerak somebody has made a report about the corrupt act of the MB of Selangor. Bravo, I applaud anyone brave enough to make reports about high up officials being corrupt. Now what did the corrupt fellow do?

Let me see, did he take state money and pocket it? No, the report is not about that. Did he allow his friend who has since died to acquire state land and without approved plans build a very expensive mansion and after that he got the relevant people to approve the plan? No the report is not about that too.

Did he give projects to build kampung roads at the cost of modern highways to a company that is friendly to him? No that is not so too.

Did he turn a blind eye to  hillslope developements that very clearly went against the law? No, the report is not about that.

Well if the report is not about any of the above what is it about? You really want to know? The report is about a most despicable act, the worst act any human being could do to another human being.

How could the Selangor MB ever do this. How could he use state money to buy 40 cattles and slaughter them and gave the meat to the poor? How could he ever be so cruel? Oh those poor bulls.

Didn't the MB know that state money is for the Excos to take their spouses overseas for study tours?

Didn't the MB know that state funds are actually the government bigshot officials' entertainment allowance?

Didn't he know that state funds are for organising partys for the wives of the YBs so that they could occupy their times talking about the latest botox and boobjob treatments? They could opt for tempe, it is a revolutionary new facelift skin whitening treatment.

Thank you so much Mr. Gerak somebody. You have taught us something new. Now I know that slaughtering animals to feed the poor is a despicable corrupt act.

Yes, you are right, the MB could use the money for something more beneficial like renovating the MB's residence or building more clubhouses for the state elected representatives or buying new brooms to hand out as awards.

Er, by the way Mr gerak somebody, that name GERAK does ring a bell you know. Wasn't it initiated by somebody by the name of Zam, Zam something? Ah, what's wrong with me, I can't remember his name, but he has been in the news lately, what's the name of that insignificant fellow?

20 comments:

MikeLing said...

Yeh. let the poor eat porridge while the rich savour their sharkfin.

Anonymous said...

Good piece of writing!! I love it. This man, Ezam sure has some power to the organisation so he can use it as a tool to climb further up the UMNO ladder of power.

He misses one point though..UMNO is crumbling and he goes down with it! Stupid Ezam.

peng said...

LOL! Cikgu, I like your twist to this!
I laughed when I read the report accusing the Selangor MB of abusing state funds!
If this is abuse, then we are one nation of abused rakyat!

Zawi said...

Chegu,
I wont be surprised to see the MACC immediately start their investigating since this corruption is so big compared to others. Hopefully the judiciary has been revamped sufficiently and decide to judge judiciously.
This Gerak really sucks.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

it didnt surprise me one bit this kinda shit took place. they just couldnt find any concrete fault that even the slightest of technical mistake is deemed as evil practice. and this Gerak thing, whoever hell they are in the first place, should instead question the MACC over Dollah's alleged corruption case as reported by one datok haron sometime last year. if MACC is indeed a reformed version of ACA, they should show they mean business.

anyway, Gerak ni apa bendanya? nampak lebih mcm kaki kipas je lebih, cuba nak menonjol diri dgn cara mencium bontot.

Anonymous said...

chegu...

sian MB Selangor yg nmpk "classy" dgn songkok senget, sideburn ala elvis, dan senyum meleretnya...tiba2 je GERAK suluh dia dgn teropong magic "mencari manusia2 korupsi"...xpasal2 je kene...

GERAK ni die dh xnk teropong kt khir toyol al-botoxi wal tempeii, kalau die suluh teropong kt si wak ni, silau sangat, smpai xnmpak ape2 pun indikasi korupsi kt die, bersih melilap...

poor cows...out of nowhere they suddenly got implicated in the biggest scandal of the year (is it to early to say this? wth!)...them cows all this while had been living a decent life, eating nothing but dedak n daun kelapa sawit...they didn't even get the chance to try the spanking new beautification treatment at the coziest salon in Bolehland...u know lah chegu, tegang here, kencang there...poor cows...

khir toyol al-botoxi wal tempeii is really a legend...dont ya think?

malcolm_x

engkaulah said...

He has no better issues, that Ezam fella. Back the wrong horse and now takes revenge by being viciously spiteful.

Ridzzy said...

Salam Chegu,

hahhaha ..your sarcasm really had me in stitches this time.

By the way - Who the hell is this Gerak ??

Kata Tak Nak said...

MikeLing
What eat porridge? Don't let GERAK know about it otherwise there will be another report coz the poor is not supposed to eat at all.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
You are right, UMNO is crumbling and would bury him along with it but then he would pass himself off as an Indian and join MIC.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Peng,
Even if it did happen, why complain its for the poor not enriching the already rich robber.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zawi,
We don't need MACC, we only need a genuine will to fight corruption.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
Yes, Gerak is now officially a kipas much like its founder

Kata Tak Nak said...

malcomX,
Mana buleh Gerak teropong kat Toyo sebab muka Toyo terlalu cekang dan bersinar, lagi pun kan Toyo sekarang dah jadi orang baik?

Kata Tak Nak said...

engkaulah,
Yes, 'spiteful' is the best word to describe him.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Riddy,
Alah, Gerak tu persatuan yang Ezam tubuh la, apa lagi.

memBesar said...

sarcastic sungguh!! i like!!

tapi i tak rasa dorang ni faham disindir .. yang dah biasa buat tu dorang rasa betul, yang tak pernah buat tu dorang anggap salah.. alah bisa tegal biasa ..

Ydiana said...

Its the 'joke of the year' at the begining of the year. Obviously they ran out of of issues and excuse to accuse the Selangor MB of any other 'serious' wronghandlings...hahaha!

Either he's doing a lousy job, or too good a job, this Gerak guy....if you know what I mean

NAJIB.D.C4.BOMBER said...

CherGu
It takes a Benggap to lead a Benggap Organization, like GERAK. Dont we all know that GERAK is part of Nation Benggap NGO? Headed by Benggap Zam!

BravoEagleHotel said...

LOL hahhahahaha and I had the pleasure of being among those to kick that Zam out from eSPi Parliament seat ... still smiling now ...

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