Saturday, 9 January 2010

Tit For Tat

Ahmad: What la this gomen, always make people susah only.

Ah Seng: Hey cool down la Mat, why so angry one?

Ahmad: Sure angry la, everything they do, they make people susah only.

Ah Seng: Why what susah,tell me laaaa.

Ahmad: The petrol thing la.

Ah Seng: Why, you use motorbike only, why get so angry one?

Ahmad: That is why I get angry. I don't use much petrol but still I susah.

Ah Seng: How come? I confuse la, tell la.

Ahmad: You see ah, now they want to charge the Thai people and the Singapore people differently.

Ah Seng: Good what like that, those people always come here buy our cheap petrol. The subsidy our money what, why give to them?

Ahmad: You don't know what happen Ah Seng, you katak bawah tempurung one.

Ah Seng: What happened?

Ahmad: Now the Thai gomen very angry already. They all also want to take revenge.

Ah Seng: What? Take revenge ka? Aiyo, I not yet renew my passport la. Why they want to attack us ka?

Ahmad: No la we all ASEAN where can fight openly one? They want to hurt us la.

Ah Seng: How, how, their durian going to cost more ka?

Ahmad: Not durian la, their chicken la. I just went to Haadyai last week, pukimak, when I want to take one of their girls, they want to see my passport.

Ah Seng: Then, then what happen?

Ahmad: When they see from Malaysia, they say can put in one quarter only. If want to put in all must pay tax. Gila ka. Why travel so far to put in one quarter only?

8 comments:

samson said...

The Thai hotels and entertainment already charging us Malaysians more when we visit, some more mahu tax when we want to cucuk-ka?

Aiyo, chegu, next time they ask us to pay in petrol/diesel and I see a rise in theft of our mycards in future.

Anonymous said...

aiyohhhh.... to that extent kah? quarter-cucuk make Thai people suffer lah like that. 5 hours still cannot finish construction site lor.

maybe Bijan can consider one-third cucuk if future arms deal.... now not easy to penetrate airport what?

ahoo said...

When we have a flip-flop govt, surely most decisions will also be as such !!! Some group will be laughing all the way to the bank come 1st May if their proposal goes through. Can never really understand the mine of politicians and worse still are those that are only there in Parliament for their " fixes " i.e personal benefits.

How are we going to monitor petrol usage by vehicle cc ? Won't that cause massive jams at the every petrol stations with customers waiting for their turn to refuel ? Maybe the gov will come up with new plan to fully utilised the MyKad by inserting in all your assets into it including what vehicle(s) you owned.

Now all the petrol stations nationwide will have to install new hardwares & softwares to be able to accept MyKad and allows the different rates of purchase. Talk is easy and cheap for the trade minister but let us watch the nightmare that will take place if ever the govt insist on implementing it.

Those driving luxurious vehicles are already paying high roadtax and high import tax on their vehicles. Can't understand this flip-flop govt trying out a scheme that will ultimately causes chaotic dilemma at the petrol stations. If they need to enrich their coffers, try something smarter like cutting down on wastages, plunderings, excessive mark ups on projects with open tender system. That will saves billions per year. Cut and burn all deadwoods and that will saves another few billions. Why trouble the people with more hidden tax under the guise of having the foreigners paying more for fuel. With less tourists arrival also mean lesser income for the locals in JB and the border towns of Thailand. Penny wise pound foolish ! Thinking with the wrong " head " many a time. Creating more problems for the laymen as we sink lower in our competitive edge.

ahoo said...

sorry typo : mind of politicians

Bangsa Cina Malaysia said...

handwash-lah free/percuma...tahu..

Anonymous said...

gud one cikgu. keep it up(hehehehhhehe)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehe...quarter masuk tak sempat naik kepala cikgu.

Dylan Phuah said...

haahha! this is some funny shyt!

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