Prosecutor: Your honour, we would like to request that the remand order be extended by a week.
Judge: What? A week? When you brought these people in you said you had concrete evidence that they were involved in the arson so why do you want another week?
Prosecution: We have some loose ends to tie your honour.
Judge: What loose ends? This is a court of law not some shoe shop where you tie shoe laces. You have to convince me that you have a case and not just fishing.
Prosecution: Oh, yes your honour we indeed have a very strong case against these people.
Judge: Good to hear you say that so can we proceed with the case?
Prosecution: But your honour, we need a week to present a strong case.
Judge: Meaning right now your case is not strong enough?
Prosecution: No your honour it is very strong but we would like to make it stronger.
Judge: Why, you want to give it Tongkat Ali or Viagra? Ok, please tell me what is it that is holding you back?
Prosecution: You see your honour, we have video evidence but we need time to get the tapes ready.
Judge: What? get the tapes ready? Are you tempering with evidence? Why can't you present the tapes as they are?
Prosecution: Don't get us wrong your honour, we have sent the tapes for some cleaning that's all.
Judge: Where are the tapes now?
Prosecution. They are with a certain Mr. Cameron Mitchel. You see, we would like to present them in 3D. We already have the glasses.
Judge: Oh you mean the director of Titanic?
Prosecution: Yes, and also Avatar.
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