Two Tough Questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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25 comments:
salam che gu,
my answer to question 1 is YES and i chose candidate C.
ops! did i just killed Beethoven, sorry. but,would prefer Rachmaninoff.
Hitler? hmm... teringat schindler's list!
yea same here. i went with candidate C. didnt expect for someone called adolf hitler to be a family man and a vegan.
and churchill was a junkie? very informative la cikgu..hahaha..
Salam che'gu:
Q1: my answer YES.
Laa...mangkaq beethoven ropanya.Kalau mak takdak siplis mesti lagi baguih lagu dia.
Juga candidate C- laa...hitler ropanya. Tapi mangkok ayun A dan B nampak baik pasai media potrayed them as world heroes.But betoi ka depa world heroes? What have they done? Do not forget,, they were instrumental in the setting up of Israel in Palestine. They actually have a big hand in the present Middle East conflict. And their countries still does that.
Hitler might be bad,thats what the western govt and media wants us to know.Thats what writes and filmakers potrayed him to us. Hitler and Nazis bad,US and British good guys.
Russia and her Eastern blocs bad.China ,Cuba,North Korea bad.
Japan previously bad now good.
Arab countries- bad,stupid,terrorist,extremists.
So its actually how the World Police and its deputy wants us to view their enemies that we see.
Question 1:
For whatever reason, the answer is NO, we will never know.
Question 2:
Candidate C. I'm not surprised. I read the 1st chapter of Mein Kampf (but didn't finish it), he has strong character and vision.
Cik Gu
My answer for Q1 is no , its because
for what ever reasons the lady have already 8 kids and she knew or suspect that the next kid will have the birth defects that been mentioned and yet she go on to have another child in the hope that the child would be normal and for me to say yes who am I , its a human life we talking about here.
Yeah Q2 I go for C , I guess in our heart of hearts, we always dream for a good leader to lead us but alas its not to be so , in reality its the like of Pak Idrus, Mohd Taib, Rahim, Isa and the rest of the so called leader that we have.
Even if we have the mean and the man Cik Gu , who shall we propose and how do we put him there...................
Salam Chegu,
Honestly my answers;
Q1 : No - for I still couldn't find something to replace "life"
Q2 : A - I think if at that time when only one person can decide, there's a lot of corruption and whatsoever, why fight something we can't win. If u can't beat them, then kick them without them knowing it..hehe
As for the 1st question I would have answered Yes. So Beethoven would have been killed, but we would also spare the miseries of others who had to suffer because of their parents' ignorance.
I agree with Doc, we are fed with what the imperialists want to feed us. When I was young, I was certain that the Red Indians were the bad guys and the cowboys were good. Only later in life did I know that it was the white men who slaughtered the Indians and robbed them of their land. Why the misconception? The media and movies by these western powers persuaded us so.
Dear Chegu,
Thanks for such informative posting.
Now I know, I will not kill Beethoven because I believe for what ever reason, let someone a chance to live is better than not letting them the chance.
Ironically, I would have elected Adolph Hitler as the world leader. But again, look like what Malaysian Government portray of my Menteri Besar Nik Aziz. What haven't been said bout him
After i read the last line, not the part where i killed Beethoven, but the link politicalhumour, something just got me. Feels weird, matching the person to their name. They do look good on paper.
Just for the record, i chose Winston churchill. Separa okay. heh heh heh!
Sheih,
Its been a long time. I know you've been busy especially with the unfair attention being paid to Tok Guru. To me its simple, when someone wants to fight an angel then that someone is a devil.
Keanorslinya,
Its humour when we think someone is a hero but in real life is a low down loafer.
life is too precious and i'd never opt for a Yes...
i reserve my comment on the so-called heros....
Hmmm... betui ke Adolf appears to be a "saint"?
And not cheating on his wife? Or mistress? I presume Eva Braun tu bini depa...
I would have chosen YES. My theory is kalau bukan Beethoven, ada lagi kutu2 yang will give us music...
And yes, great leaders are ALL infallible - semua ada jerangkung dalam almari. Come to think of it, err, not only leaders, kita sendiri pon ada...haha.
Exception perhaps, Tok Guru. But that also does not make him a "great" leader. Only time will tell...
Tak study boleh ke ambik exam ni?
MS,
No matter how great someone is mesti ada kekurangan asalkan kekurangan tu jangan lah kezaliman.
Bergen,
All are welcome to take the test. Tak belajaq tak bererti tak pandai.
KTN,
Off topic sikit... apa komen pasai team bola kita?
Mr Right,
Its ok I tak kisah. I have been paying attention to MU's purchasers. The only thing that I know of Liv is that they've bagged Torres, sold Bellamy but I heard they are spending big though I am not too sure if its gonna work.
As for Man utd, I've seen both Nani and Anderson play and I am impressed. I have not seen Hargreaves play coz I don't fancy the Bundesliga and the England National team. What I really would want is for the deal to bring in Tevez to go through.
My predictions for next season is
1. Man Itd
2. Chelsea
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
As for other trophies, number 2, 3, and 4 can share them if they like.
Hahahaha...
KTN,
I referring to our team as our national team, particularly against China.
Ok lah... better we treat M.U and Liverpool as our team since I don't think they will disappointed us big time as current national squad. By the way, with all the cash splash out at least put us in no 2 spot la. So, my prediction:
1. m.u or Liv
2. Liv or m.u
3. Chelsea
4. Newcastle
5. Arsenal
Other trophies... share between Liv and Chelsea...
And about you quiz, I will not kill Beenthoven but I will choose Hitler.
aisehmann cikgu...
u guys r underestimating Arsenal. ok maybe i cant blame u since Arse's transfer market r the slowest amongst the top 4. but this cld be the trick up wenger's sleeves. tekanan kurang. and surely the buying hasnt stop as yet.
on the local front, saya tgk game against china tu hari. tak tau nak komen camna lagi. sokong dok sokong tp masih mengecewakan. manakala negara2 jiran dah boleh hentam negara2 arab, kita masih ditakuk lama.
peminat pasukan negara cam saya boleh mengeluh aje lah.
Mr, Right & Kerp,
I think its still too early to talk about next season. Anything could happen. As for local football, its not the players so much but rather the officials.
Should they pick that many players from Selangor? Aren't good players from other states?
We have the players but these fucking officials want to pick from certain states only. We are fucked up I tell you.
Hi chegu,
kalau ikut cakap bapak saya lah, dia pelik tengok players malaysia skang nih, takde sense n skill. Contoh, macam nak hantar bola takat mana, tahan bola (ayat biasa dia tahan bola sebatu), and the most important thing is to THINK!!
Tapi ada base jugak bapak saya cakap macam tu lah, sebab dia boleh compare dengan zaman2 dia main bola dan zaman2 players dulu2..dulu2 orang main bola lepas keje, balik sekolah ke, habis keje ofis ke.. la ni, deme yang main bola ni memang PEKERJAAN main bola..tu yang tak dapat diterima akal tu..hish...tataula chegu..
trivia : bapak saya dulu penah main liga negeri (clubs) satu team dgn soh chin aun..duuluuuuu2
5 Rajab 1428
Salam
Q1 : I killed Bethoven.
Q2 : I practiced my thinking out of the box by placing myself as candidate D.
Ramli AR
Buayaputih,
Sori lambat jawab, baru balik berkursus. Your father is very right. Anyway can you share with us as to the identity of your father?
anaktelosan,
I killed Beethovan too.
Hi chegu,
cikgu2 skang memang banyak kursus selaras dengan gaji yang semakin banyak ye hehe
my dad was just an ordinary teacher like you chegu..not really a football player as profession. Last time was the state internal clubs or region i dont know details somewhat competition. It so happenned chin aun's team lack of players, on e of i think midfielder. dont know how it happened but my dad was one in the list.
the team was not as much successful, as chin aun was trying to play a position he was not that good at, a striker/forward. Just if he stayed at full back position the result might be different.
my dad is Adnan, called cikgu adnan, or adam among relatives, or pak ngah among the villagers. He was just an ordinary teacher, just like you chegu.
but he's the best :)
Nak try gak lah... walaupun dah terbaca answer:
1. NO - because of 2 reasons:
a. she had 8 surviving children, which indicated pregnancy didn't seemed to be a health risk to her as the mother. Perhaps, her diet and otherwise regular pre-pregnancy activities (whatever that could be) should be put on hold or discarded totally - if she could do so la... the one coming deserve a chance to live. Not allowing it is discriminating against the handicap, via screening out pre-existence. That's cruel!
b. the statement did not say the other children were her own natural children pun? So she could be bringing up the less fortunate children of the world ....
aiseh... i'm too serious at times!
2. C !! But not all voters or those who influence others, vote for leaders' personal integrity. A lot today sucks on leaders' weaknesses for their own agenda.
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