Friday, 12 March 2010

Hey Zul!

Hello Zul. Waa! long time no see la. Do you remember during the last elections? Yes, the 8th of March 2008. Yes, that one. You remember one day in the run up to the elections I got a comment from you or one of your people but it was signed by you begging me to canvass for votes for you? You know what I did? You don't? I did canvass for you. Why you asked? Because you stood under the PKR banner and therefore represented PR.

Well, Zul, what is this I heard that you were sacked from PKR. I heard you were quite unbecoming. Did you really say that you wanted a disciplinary committee of Muslims only? What? You did?

Waa terror la you Zul. Hmm, please hold on while I go back to your comments in my blog. Hmm, not here, not here, not here, aahhhh!!!! Here it is. Hmm let me see. Hey Zul, something is wrong la here. Yes, there is something wrong. You did not ask me to canvass for votes from Muslims only la.

What? You forgot? I'm sure you must have forgotten, what with the campaigns here and campaigns there and the many sleepless nights and taking care of your all Muslim workers and ...., What? Come again. What? You had non Muslims working for you? Oh! That's awkward.

Oh, I see, you were making use of them right? Waaaaa, clever la you. But Zul, do you think you have done the rght thing? Don't you think Islam frown on that kind of thing? What? You know better? Oh, ok,

What? You did not ask them to vote for you? What is that you just said? Why they all so gatal want to vote for you? Yes, la Zul. You got a point there la. Why they all so gatal to vote for you.
I think ah Zul, they all voted for you because you stood under the PKR banner la.

I think ah, Zul, why don't you contact the SPR and ask them for a list of all the non Muslims who voted for you la. What? How would the SPR know who voted for you? Are you really a lawyer? Why I asked that? Because that was a dumb question to ask. They did write the serial numbers against the voters' name didn't they?

Well, back to my suggestion. After you have got all the names, you go to their houses and give them a good scolding la Zul. You shout at them; you scream at them; you demand from them to know why they voted for you. You tell them real good that you don't want no non Muslim votes. You do that Zul. You shout in their faces la Zul.

Then Zul, you go to the houses of all the non Muslim members of the discplinary committee and tell them that you don't listen to non Muslims. You tell them that they are nothing Zul.

Then Zul, when you go to court, you tell all those non Muslim Judges and Magistrates that they are not fit to be judges. You tell them real good Zul.

Since you are already in full steam in your crusade, why don't you go back to all those non Muslim teachers and tell them that all their lessons meant nothing to you. You tell them real good Zul. Tell them it was the Muslim teachers who got you where you are now Zul.

Come to think of it, why don't you join Perkasa Zul. They are meant for Malays and therefore Muslims only. No Zul, you should not join PAS because they have supporters clubs. Psst! let me tell you a secret. The supporters club is filled with non Muslims only. Can you believe that. What has happened to this country.

You should join Perkasa Zul. Together you draw up a new constitution. Yes, a constitution that says that non Muslims, can't be members of disciplinary committees. Hey you should also include that they can't be judges. Heck!, why stop at that. Now you include that they should also pay for the air that they breathe because the air is Muslim air.

Now don't forget what I have just said to you and Zul, if you should meet the Perkasa people, could you do me a favour? Could you please give them the middle finger and say that it is from me. OK, see you.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

CherGu. this story about ZUL is really sad lah. what a waste of life... spent gomen money study hard and now living life becoming worst than rubbish, faeces more likely. typical modern malay mentality, after gotten some position and title, a bit of good package then start forgetting where he started his poor beginings. if you happen to see him, belanja him soup ekor with racun teekust lah. born idiot is waste of earth resources, you know.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Chergu,
You are spot on there la. Bikin malu only.

alhusseyn said...

Ha!ha! Cikgu, don't forget Zul's self acclaimation that he is the last Muslim's frontier in PKR!

Kata Tak Nak said...

alhusseyn
Oh he did, did he? Muka tak malu punya worang.

Singam said...

These people have the gall to call themselves Muslim? No wonder they need to compel people to stay within the ummah. There is no way they can inspire anyone to become Muslim by the rightfulness of their actions. They only give Islam a bad name.

Anonymous said...

Salam cikgu,
that was a good piece of advice and suggestion to our brother Zul. He should join our brother Aim in Perkosa. And our bro Aim said that it is ok to work for kafir Vince. I'm really confuse cikgu. He whacked them blue black and yet its ok to work for them. Bro Zul don't need the kafir and yet he need their votes.Apa ini? Confuselah cikgu!!!What is the because cikgu? Just my 2sen.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Singam,
Ueah, they are a poor excuse for a human being but there will always be arseholes who support them.

Kata Tak Nak said...

2 sen,
The because is that they think we are an uneducated lot. Fuck them man.

Pak Idrus said...

Brother, a great write up of the reality. Thanks and do have a nice day.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pak Idrus,
Thanks and a nice day to you too sir.

AFRAR YUNUS said...

salam cikgu
i feel pityla cikgu. not all the time. he's the only person in malaysia who loves islam.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Afrar,
Ye, what a pity and he elected himself as the love Islam leader.

Anonymous said...

Aiyo, cikgu,don't you go rubbing salt into our scratches. I'm actually one of those gatal folks lah. One candidate was the "Sheikh" fella who threatened to burn down a certain building and the other one (Zul aka Scabies also aka Mangy ) came highly recommended by his boss. We swear we didn't know he could elbow his way into meetings using God's name in vain.
Excuse me but I gotts run to the local kedai ubat for some mopiko(they are highly sought by us Kulim folks) before it runs out of stock again!

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