Sarkas: Boss, boss, have you read the latest from the old man? Aiyo finish la boss like this.
Boss: Now what, haven't I got enough problems already? Now what has that ancient man to say? Why he cannot retire quietly ka? Lah is going already what? Still not happy ka?
Sarkas: It's a veiled threat boss. He wants you to pick a clean Cabinet or he will get you. I mean its like asking you to get a rock from a gas planet.
Boss: That's an open threat, not a veiled one.
Sarkas: Oh it's veiled alright. Can't you see that he wants you to pick as many of his people as possible? Pick his people, meaning his sons and his balls carriers and he keeps quiet.
Boss: Is that what he meant? Maybe he really wanted me to pick clean people.
Sarkas: Common boss, don't you think he knows that there are no clean people in our organisation to chose from? He should know because he was the one responsible.
Boss: Yes la, last time we could still find a few good men but when he came in he took the dirty ones in only to hold them by the balls.
Sarkas: But boss, if you pick his people, where are you going to throw our people? Remember they worked hard for you and I am sure they won't be happy. You won't last long la boss.
Boss: Oh god, this headache is killing me. How many do you thing would make him happy?
Sarkas: To make him happy you have to fill the whole cabinet with all of his people. Even the janitors and tea ladies must be from kerala la boss.
Boss: That's impossible? Where am I going to throw you? What, he wants me to take his grandchildren also ka?
Sarkas: Enough is enough la boss, you must not give in.
Boss: What if he unleashed his people on me like he did to Lah? I have got more hidden skeletons.
Sarkas: I have an idea la boss, I'll talk to our people to be patient. We give them some big contracts and I am sure they would be happy and in the mean time, you pick some really clean people as long as none of them are from his camp.
Boss: Yes, yes, that's a good idea. You compile a list for me.
Sarkas: Actually I have already got the list boss. Here.
Boss: Give me, .........., WHAT!!!!!!!
Sarkas: Why boss? What's wrong?
Boss: This list is full of PAS, DAP, PKR and PSM people. Even Ibrahim Ali's name is not in. What is this, Kit Siang, Hadi Awang, Nik Aziz, Nurul Izzah, Gopalakrishnan and and and er er ...... not even one from our party.
Sarkas: Yes la boss, we want clean people what. At least I have your name up there as PM.
Boss: Now what, haven't I got enough problems already? Now what has that ancient man to say? Why he cannot retire quietly ka? Lah is going already what? Still not happy ka?
Sarkas: It's a veiled threat boss. He wants you to pick a clean Cabinet or he will get you. I mean its like asking you to get a rock from a gas planet.
Boss: That's an open threat, not a veiled one.
Sarkas: Oh it's veiled alright. Can't you see that he wants you to pick as many of his people as possible? Pick his people, meaning his sons and his balls carriers and he keeps quiet.
Boss: Is that what he meant? Maybe he really wanted me to pick clean people.
Sarkas: Common boss, don't you think he knows that there are no clean people in our organisation to chose from? He should know because he was the one responsible.
Boss: Yes la, last time we could still find a few good men but when he came in he took the dirty ones in only to hold them by the balls.
Sarkas: But boss, if you pick his people, where are you going to throw our people? Remember they worked hard for you and I am sure they won't be happy. You won't last long la boss.
Boss: Oh god, this headache is killing me. How many do you thing would make him happy?
Sarkas: To make him happy you have to fill the whole cabinet with all of his people. Even the janitors and tea ladies must be from kerala la boss.
Boss: That's impossible? Where am I going to throw you? What, he wants me to take his grandchildren also ka?
Sarkas: Enough is enough la boss, you must not give in.
Boss: What if he unleashed his people on me like he did to Lah? I have got more hidden skeletons.
Sarkas: I have an idea la boss, I'll talk to our people to be patient. We give them some big contracts and I am sure they would be happy and in the mean time, you pick some really clean people as long as none of them are from his camp.
Boss: Yes, yes, that's a good idea. You compile a list for me.
Sarkas: Actually I have already got the list boss. Here.
Boss: Give me, .........., WHAT!!!!!!!
Sarkas: Why boss? What's wrong?
Boss: This list is full of PAS, DAP, PKR and PSM people. Even Ibrahim Ali's name is not in. What is this, Kit Siang, Hadi Awang, Nik Aziz, Nurul Izzah, Gopalakrishnan and and and er er ...... not even one from our party.
Sarkas: Yes la boss, we want clean people what. At least I have your name up there as PM.
12 comments:
This is a mid summer raining season dream of Kata Tak Nak.
His mind is sharp and witty...it has gone beyond the twilight zone.
But the gist of the message is well understood...and those good souls will refuse ...even if Najib offer them....ministerial posts.
Which good soul will want to get close to a person....that can C4 someone and swear by the Koran...insulting Allah.
He is weird and dangerous.
Monty,
You are right about the weird and dangerous part. I would like to add, very dangerous.
Salam Cikgu,
Cikgu, perhaps you left out one aspect: the Boss will have to make a pact to vacate the post (one term only), and make way for the old man's son.
Shah,
I don't think it's the old man's son. The next one would be the boss's wife.
Cikgu and Shah, next time bukan the boss's wifelah... it will the the boss's husband
D'ayo,
That, my friend, is worthy of an entry by itself.
cool piece cikgu.Th old man maybe be wrong in certain matters but then he is way much better than the clown he chose and the next clown in line.dont u think so? werent you in UMNO during his reign?
Anonymous,
I was in UMNO during his reign and I left when I realised that he is a devil in disguise
welcome back cikgu...
Suheida,
Thank you and thanx for still visiting.
Cheeegu!
Nice one... love the part.. clean people... hahaha.. but u contradicted urself.. those are not old man's people.. those are old man's adversaries!
Chegu,
Not a single clean one in their organization eh? Remember the chinese saying 'A fish rots from the head'? Remove the head first.
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