Sec: The reports sir.
PM: Reports? What reports?
Sec: Those reports sir. The ministers are suppose to brief you on the ....
PM: Aaaah yes, the reports. Ok, ok. Minister5 please tell me about the fishing project that your family was given. I understand, the government gave you 370 million to start a fish project so that we won't be dependent on fish from Thailand.
Minister89: What? 370 million? My family was given only 200 plus million only.
PM: That one for meat, not all take meat. Hindus don't take that meat, this is fish, everybody eats fish. Ok minister5, your report please.
Minister5: Thank you PM. First I would like to thank the PM for having faith in my family by giving us this unsecured loan. We are presently sourcing out for some sampans and nets.
PM: Ok, good, good, there is progress here. How much have you spent already?
Minister5: Actually we have used up all the loan and we would like to ask for another about half a billion to carry on.
Minister102: You are only sourcing out for sampans and the money sudah habis ka? How come?
PM: Yes, I would like to know. Good question Minister102.
Minister5: Actually, we have bought a few office lots in Dubai for our office and a few Condos and penthouses in Dubai, Qatar, Singapore, KL and Haadyai. Then, we purchased some BMWs and 2 Ferrari for my son the CEO. Of course there are travelling expenses, hotels, entertainment, credit card bills and the obligatory donations.
PM: Oh, you have donated? Good, good. Have you caught any fish yet?
Minister5: If you approved the additional half billion loan, then I am certain that after buying some more office lots and condos in New York, Paris and London, we could start buying at least 5 sampans to start but to motorise the sampans, I am afraid you would have to add another 2 to 3 hundred million more.
PM: Ok, ok, we would look into that and I would get back to you later.
Minister7: PM, could you give my family an unsecured loan of about 700 million to start off a belacan project so that we wouldn't have to import belacan from the Falklands anymore?