Boss: Where? Do not do anything yet, wait for my instructions.
Spy1: At Brothers Barber Shop Sungai 2 boss. I think he is trying to change his hair style to fool us.
Boss: Good, stay with him and wait for back-up. A platoon of marines from the US of A will be with you soon.
Spy1: Why do we need the marines for boss? We could do it ourselves.
Boss: Shut up you fool. Don't you know that he is dangerous? That;s why he is high up in the most wanted list.
Spy1: But boss, we have 30 men fully armed, why hire marines from the US of A?
Boss: They are the best, anyway, they only cost 50 million a day.
Spy2: Boss, suspect is coming out of the barber shop and is taking his Suzuki scooter towards TESCO Sg 2.
Boss: Stay with him, I repeat, stay with him, the marines are at the traffic lights in front of TESCO, they will get him there.
Spy2: Okay boss, roger and out.
(After 10 minutes)
Spy1: Boss, we have apprehended the suspect. He was about to make the exchange when the marines stormed in. Only 5 civilian casualties boss. Caught in cross-fire boss.
Boss: Good. Never mind about the casualties, collateral damage. Did you get everything on video? We need the video in court to prove this dangerous transaction.
Spy1: Yes boss, in HD some more.
Boss: Good, we will make sure he rots in jail. Anyway, did you get the evidence?
Spy1: Yes, boss, the RM200 book voucher is now in our custody.
3 comments:
Hilarious sir!
sturaceha! ha! ha! ha!
just because of RM200 only.
Post a Comment