Friday 30 December 2011

But Tuan ......

Awang: Hello tuan, can you please help me?

Tuan: Sure we are always here to help. Are you poor?

Awang: Yes, tuan I am very poor tuan. I only get 700 a month and must support a wife a 5 children.

Tuan: Oh, how sad. How may I help you?

Awang: You see tuan recently because my children very hungry I stole from the supermarket and got caught. The court fined me RM3000 tuan so can I borrow to pay the fine?

Tuan: Hey! This is Pusat Urus Zakat, not Ah Long. We don't help these cases all.

Awang: But Tuan, why Menteri can borrow?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

malaysia, oh tanah air ku.
Rembat jangan tak rembat.

ali allah ditta said...

Menteri got immunity ma! courtesy of mamak Mader!!!

happy new year!!!

ABU.

zorro said...

A timely hit below the belt. Chegu, a SUCCESSFUL ABU YEAR to you.

zorro said...

A tribute to you teachers:
http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/2012/01/chegu-do-you-realize-how-special-you.html

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