Saturday, 24 October 2009

A belated 30th Anniversary Present

The other day I saw an advert for an decent condo and it screamed 600K. Well I guess the amount's not too much to pay for a condo in hugely over-priced Penang. Anyway it has got a trully magnificent view of the sea and Penang Bridge and if I am lucky, with a good pair of scopes, on a bright moonlit night, I could spy on amorous couples doing contact yoga and practicing their Kamasutra positions behind some of the bushes overlooking the block.

I would really love to get my hands on a Honda Accord. No not the 3.0 machine, a simple 2.4 one would suffice but do you think 200 big ones could land me one of those mean machines? Anyway, I have budgeted a maximum of 200K for wheels. My 5 year old Proton Wira Aeroback is just too old for a Malaysian car.

Oh, I forgot, I budgeted a further 200K to furnish the Condo and get me another covered parking lot. I think I'll get me a 60" new-crazed LED TV and a good home theatre to watch all those sci-fi blue ray discs which I had long intended to buy. Yes, only originals would do. A few smaller LED tvs for the other rooms and some very comfortable sofas, and other needfuls and the extra covered parking lot would put the lid on my furnishing expenses.

A nice 2 week cruise cum holiday to nowhere for 7, first class all the way that is, would eat into my budget a bit but what the heck, you only live once.

I have also budgeted about up to 400K for a mini cinema which will screen reruns in the day time and porn at nights to ensure that I have enough money to pay for the service fee for the condo.

Whatever little left would be spent on brand new mobile phones, a good video camera and of course a high-end gaming desktop to play solitaire.

All in it would cost me about 1.5 million and at the current exchange rate, it is just nice. Now the biggest stumbling block would be how do I pay for all these in Ruppiahs because that's the amount the 500 Najib is giving us DG41 to DG54 servants of the people in January, would fetch.

Hopefully the Ruppiah does not pick up strength against the Ringgit, at least till after we get paid. I promised my wife a belated 30th anniversary present and now I am in the position to give her more. Anyway, my wife and  I would be celebrating our 30th anniversary on the 11th of November. You can send your gifts through the boss of the MACC who would vet them and certify clean and not meant to corrupt. Don't you know tackling corruption is an important theme of this year's budget?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Salam cikgu,
When I heard the news that Jibby is giving 500 to the govt servants I was close to tears and I told my wife to be syukur and grateful to the gomen. At least the gomen thinks of its servants who always know how to beg and beg for bonus every year. Mind you I did't expect anything except what the silly and stupid cuepac talking of 2 months bonus. Well from my source I heard after the big win in Bagan Ayam the gomen suddenly found they have surplus fund that they can't finish using. So Bik Mama suggested why not give it to the servants who after all being doing all the donkey work and always setia no matter what, just like those in Perak. And wallah 500 for you cikgu and all the beggars oop! sorry cikgu I mean gomen servants. So thats the story and don't be greedy and always always always be thankful esp to Jibby and Bik Mama otherwise elek next year. My 2 sen cikgu.

Mike Tan said...

Happy anniversary.Sure u r not puliing legs ah?Many happy returns.

Keep writting!

nik awin said...

rm500 mau basuh t@hi najib n rosmah pun tak lepas..

Anonymous said...

how about RM42,000 for a laptop. RM8,500 for monitors. Darn, its MARA. Untouchable for MACC coz its you-know-what scared institution. Afterall, there is no cows and cars.

cikgu, btw. can i join you to watch some porno. child it is. am told by MACC chief its commonly found in handphone. i dont have it and may i join you then. Darn..darn..darn

zorro said...

Chegu, tell me what you want for your 30th....I will have MACC express courier to you. If MACC refuse to package the First Girl, maybe I can arrange a dinner with the First Girl, that is if JJ fails to get her a handshake with Michelle Obama.

BravoEagleHotel said...

If send through MACC , you might end up having nothing and still have to pay for the courier ....
Great 30 yrs cele and more to come bro ...

Anonymous said...

CherGu
Happy 30th Anniversary to You & Wiffy...

Now, I should get you a box of High End Condoms to MACC but I cant guarantee you'll get the plastics, no????

You know lah, doing dirty stuff to get evidence, those plastics may end up at fingers of MACC for digging stuff lah, like the case of 2 Froggy Benggaps did with Sedekah from Chinese Emperor.

Anyway, suggest you just 'Halal' the plastics to them lah, if you happen to receive empty box from Nationwide. OK????

Kata Tak Nak said...

2 sen,
I say jangan kata beg la. Big mama silap la if she thinks I would be blindly 'setia'.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mike,
No pulling legs, I want to buy but in Ruppiahs and the anniversary is on 11/11

Kata Tak Nak said...

nik awin,
Ya la sebab taik depa busuk sangat kena cari perfume yang betoi2 mahai punya.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 18.33,
Only 43K for a laptop? Why so cheap?

Kata Tak Nak said...

zorro,
I would rather strap myself with C4 la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Bravo,
Ya, all the good one they will take and they will send me a thank you note instead.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 2.47,
I suggest that you put 'miang buluh' into the plastics and let them try it.

Anonymous said...

Its very easy for the Gov. to raise funds. Just hold more 'special draws'every week!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

happy belated 30th anniversary to you cikgu, and missus!

and this budget thing, i've never watched it nor i read it the day after. normally the promises are huge and over-praised by ass-licking media but yet i never get to taste the piece of cake.

suehaida said...

Salam cikgu,
Happy 30th Anniversary! tapi nk beli kereta mahal, minyak pun mahal....RM300 seliter....mahal tuuuu....makin ramai yg naik minyak mendengarnyer, hehehehe...

Anonymous said...

Firstly would like to wish in advance happy 30th anniversary.nice take on the issue.Sadly though cikgu.reality bites.bagan pinang serves as a gud example that, there is a sucker born every minute
i know of one who commented that the rm5oo would buy him a china made nokia look alike phone with tv.sigh.

Raden Galoh said...

Happy Belated 30th Anniversary Sir!

Alamak 30 years... 30 years of sharing life together, must be a wonderful one with the laughter, sadness now moulded into one strong marriage. I salute you bro...

Kita terfikir: dapat tak nak samapi banyak tu annievrsary kita ye...

hmmm...

salam to my kakak ya.

law man said...

The special position of the malays as prescribed under Article 153 of the Constitution is limited in scope to only the reservation of reasonable quotas in these 3 sectors: public services, educational places and business licenses.

Hence, the present rampant racial discriminations practiced on almost every facet of our national life are mostly violations of the Constitution. Examples of these violations are:

(a) Racial discrimination in the appointment and promotion of employees in publicly funded bodies, resulting in these becoming almost mono-raced bodies. These bodies include: the police, civil service, army and various semi and quasi government agencies.

(b) Imposition of compulsory share quota for malays in non-malay companies.

(c) Imposition of compulsory price discounts and quotas in favour of malays in housing projects.

(d) Completely lop-sided allocation of scholarships and seats of learning in clearly unreasonable proportions that reflect racial discriminations.

(e) Blanket barring of non-malays to publicly funded academic institutions (that should include the Mara).

(f) Barring of non-malays from tenders and contracts controlled indirectly or directly by the government.

Our Constitution provides for only one class of citizenship and all citizens are equal before the law.

The presence of Article 153 does not alter this fact, as it is meant only to protect the malays from being "squeezed" by other races by allowing the reservation of reasonable quotas on certain sectors of national life.

However, this Constitution has now been hijacked through decades of hegemony of political power by the ruling party to result in the virtual monopoly of the public sector by a single race.

The ensuing racism, corruption and corrosion of integrity of our democratic institutions have brought serious retrogression to our nation-building process in terms of national unity, morality, discipline and competitiveness of our people.

monsterball said...

In the end...you need to drive your Proton Wira Aeroback for few more years.
No bonus this yes for government servants.
Now RM28 billion exposed over payments to tenders...PER YEAR!!..UMNO must save la...to lend to pay interests...by squeezing government servants....and RM50 tax on each credit card...which also include government servants like you.
UMNO is desperate for money.

Hiriyati said...

Happy 30th anniversary cik gu. May u & the missus have many more happy years ahead.

RM500.....ok la tu, drpd x de langsung.

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