Q. Why did all the dignitaries on the VIP stage dive for cover and peed in their pants during the recent Merdeka Parade?
A. Instead of fighter jets, they used NURIs for the fly-by.
Q. Why was Pak Lah angry with Samy Velu?
A. Because he shouted MAIdeKA.
Q. Who was the minister holding the umbrella?
A. The one standing in front of Keng Yaik.
Q. At what time did Pak Lah arrive for the parade?
A. Half Past Six.
Q. Why was Najib late?
A. He couldn't find a parking space for a submarine.
Q. Why wasn't the MP for Jasin present?
A. He had an eye operation.
Q. Why did the rep for Mongolia leave before the gun salute?
A. He had seeforbia.
- ► 2011 (21)
- ► 2010 (53)
- ► 2009 (141)
- ► 2008 (338)
- ▼ September (12)