Tuesday, 13 March 2007

If I were a Prime Minister

If I were a Prime Minister whose party did exceptionally well the last time around, I would definitely want to at least maintain the same level of excellence, never mind if I had to resort to some questionable tactics the last time around. Hey it works, just that its got to be more refined so that it is not so glaring this time around. I showed the old fool didn't I? I showed that what he can do I can do better.

Now how do I try to match the last results? I know, I know I should start by keeping my election promises, you know the one about a better, cleaner and more caring government. I better get the economy in order. Must make the people happy like keeping oil prices down and keeping utility bills down too.

Now what else should I do? Oh yes, the women, the women, lest I forget. Must make them happy, very happy. Now what should I promise them this time? How about 90 days maternity leave? Yes, yes, they must be treated with respect. I must not allow any companies or GLCs to give them a raw deal. They must not be punished for getting pregnant. I know, I will pass a bill that all working women are entitled to 90 days maternity leave up to 6 times and no company on land, water or in the air should discriminate against them because of this.

There have been too many cases of violent against women, I have to stop this, I must stop this. I know, I know, I will pass a bill that all those who ill-treat women will be castrated. All government servants especially in the JUSA scale should treat women with respect. Luckily none of my Pengarahs have been known to have beaten up or rape women or blowing them up with explosives. Must remind the other ministers to keep the ladies close at heart. They are not to offend women in any of their dealings. If I catch any of them be it a Raja bukan Raja or any commoners, I will pinch him next to the belly-button. I am sure they know better, after all they are minsters, I am sure they wouldn't go out and do something stupid like calling women liars. Surely that wouldn't happen.

I think this time we would not get four fifth but .............. PM, PM, bangun mesyuarat dah habis.

15 comments:

NURAINA A SAMAD said...

KTN,

thank you for visiting my blog.And thank you for linking me.


Nuraina

Kata Tak Nak said...

You are very welcome.

Clark Gable of Pulau Duyong said...

Dear KTN,

If I were PM...talking about myself that is,
I'll get married and pay my water bill!!!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pls Mr Gable, could you pay my electric bill too?

zewt said...

hahaha.... just becos you have caught a glimpse of the wrath of women lately... no need to bodek like that right? hahaha...

anyway... UK... 6 months maternity leave.

Sweden... 16 months.

paid leave.

zorro said...

KTN...if I were PM I will change my whole cabinet....yes all.But thats all wishful thinking.
However, let me make a confession. At 67 I finally realised that I have been mundane. I voted always for peace. But they have turned this peaceful environment into an environment to plunder. I was foolish. No more. I will vote opposition, even if the candidate is wishy-washy....just to lessen the BN majority. We could wake them up a bit, if they see that we are no more fools.

KTN, very proud of you....you are having some alpha bloggers visiting your site. Syabas chegu.Blog on....it is good for our soul.

Kata Tak Nak said...

cikgunazirZewr,
I am a man of woman born, not untimely plucked from the rectum of one like a certain Mr Big Words. My late mom together with my wife are the two most precious human in my life. Besides a son, I also have 2 lovely grown up daughters who in my eyes and heart are still my little babies so if anyone tries to fire them for selfish reasons or blow them up or call them liars, which husband and father could take it?

Zorro,
Tell you a secret, which will not be a secret anymore, in my life I have only voted 4 times. The first 2 were for Barisan and the other 2 for DAP. You don't have to be a genius to know who will get my votes this time unless of course my name suddenly go missing from the electoral roll this time around.

NURAINA A SAMAD said...

KTN,

and may i have your permission to link yours to mine?

thanks again.

NURAINA A SAMAD said...

KTN,

if I were PM.....
aah....another time, another time!

QueenB said...

If this is written before Old Woman (or is it a Man?) Fart posted her/his comment on 3540 Jalan Sudin, suggest Ena alert him to it, and we'll have an essay competition on "If I were the Minister of Tourism ....", haha!

Kata Tak Nak said...

queenb

The piece was definitely before old fart woman and yes I agree with you that old fart woamn could actually be old fart man. Well let him fart all he wants.

NURAINA A SAMAD said...

KTN,

sorry, had to come over again.
just ahd to say this -- you are so funny when you want to be!

please, please, more of this chongue-in-teek....i mean, tongue-in-cheek.

QueenB said...

Must be Old Man Fart - to avenge all the jokes about loose canon and, ya, rectum!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Queen
Yes, I think all the jokes POKED at his rectum is making it sore.

zewt said...

points noted.

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