If I were a Prime Minister whose party did exceptionally well the last time around, I would definitely want to at least maintain the same level of excellence, never mind if I had to resort to some questionable tactics the last time around. Hey it works, just that its got to be more refined so that it is not so glaring this time around. I showed the old fool didn't I? I showed that what he can do I can do better.
Now how do I try to match the last results? I know, I know I should start by keeping my election promises, you know the one about a better, cleaner and more caring government. I better get the economy in order. Must make the people happy like keeping oil prices down and keeping utility bills down too.
Now what else should I do? Oh yes, the women, the women, lest I forget. Must make them happy, very happy. Now what should I promise them this time? How about 90 days maternity leave? Yes, yes, they must be treated with respect. I must not allow any companies or GLCs to give them a raw deal. They must not be punished for getting pregnant. I know, I will pass a bill that all working women are entitled to 90 days maternity leave up to 6 times and no company on land, water or in the air should discriminate against them because of this.
There have been too many cases of violent against women, I have to stop this, I must stop this. I know, I know, I will pass a bill that all those who ill-treat women will be castrated. All government servants especially in the JUSA scale should treat women with respect. Luckily none of my Pengarahs have been known to have beaten up or rape women or blowing them up with explosives. Must remind the other ministers to keep the ladies close at heart. They are not to offend women in any of their dealings. If I catch any of them be it a Raja bukan Raja or any commoners, I will pinch him next to the belly-button. I am sure they know better, after all they are minsters, I am sure they wouldn't go out and do something stupid like calling women liars. Surely that wouldn't happen.
I think this time we would not get four fifth but .............. PM, PM, bangun mesyuarat dah habis.
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