Wife: Kay, why aren't you ready yet? You don'y want to vote ka?
Kay: I don't feel too good la honey, you ask Maniam to drive you there la, I am too tired of campaigning for so many days.
Wife: Why you think you can win ka? So confident one. Everybody said you are going to lose and yet you yourself don't want to vote.
Muthu: Yes la boss, come la we all go and vote.
Kay: Muthu you shut up. You are not going anywhere, you stay here with me, let Maniam take my wife there.
Wife: It's your own funeral la Kay. Okay I am going now. Maniam take the Mercedes out, we are going to vote.
Kay: At last the old lady is out, she won't be back for a few hours, Muthu get dressed, lets go out.
Muthu: Why boss? Want to vote ka?
Kay: No lah, we go find pomple la.
Muthu: Find pomple ka boss? Where?
Kay: Anywhere accept the polling centers la.
Muthu: Why boss? Polling centre la got a lot of people.
Kay: You stupid la. All ugly women only go to vote because the indelible ink would dirty their fingers. I heard, the ink won't go off for 2 years la.
Muthu: Butoi ka boss?
1 comment:
Hilarious as always.
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