MP1: Boss, are you there?
Boss: Yes, I am inside the surau seeing what can be repaired and what need to be replaced.
MP1: Come quick, come quick, I think we have been cheated la.
Boss: What do you mean cheated? Did Samy cross over to the other side?
MP1: That is not cheated boss, that is a blessing, come quick la. I am at the junction to the kampung.
Boss: It better be good calling me out at this time of the night.
MP1: I am sure you would be surprised come quick, we can't hold the lorries much longer.
Boss: Okay, I'll be there in 5 minutes and remember this is a by-election so don't do anything rash.
MP1: Okay boss, we'll hold them.
Boss: Okay Mat, what is it, why are you holding these lorries.
Man1: DS, what is this your man are holding our lorries to deliver the goodies?
Boss: Yes, Mat why are you stopping these lorries. These are our gifts to the kampung people, without these how are we going to win this by-election?
Mat: But boss, you see the barang-barang first la, all used ones. Even the tar on those lorries are recycled ones. I don't know from which road they curi. See these bicycles, all use already. The tvs also sudah pakai one. See these planks, I am sure they are going to repair the suraus with used planks. We are being cheated la boss.
Boss: Come here, let's go to that tree there.
MP1: Why boss? What's the matter?
Boss: You see Mat, initially we got everything ready, everything new, then we heard that Sibu also got by-election so we change the strategy la. Where got money somemore, all habis already.
MP1: Oh, like that ka? I don't know but from which second hand shop they got all these?
Boss: No,we can't even afford to buy from second hand shops.
MP1: Then? They steal ka boss?
Boss: No these are all ours. The tar, planks and tvs and bicycles we took back from KT, Bukit Selambau, Penanti and Cangkat Jering. We lost there so we take back la. We save a lot you know.
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