Deserter: Wah lucky la I left my old party, if not how to come to Washington free of charge?
DoubleJay: That's why la. You should have joined us earlier. If you had joined us before the elections, you wouldn't have so much problems?
Deserter: Don't talk la you. If I had joined before the elections you think you all would pick me ka? Surely you pick some Gerakan or MCA fella one.
DoubleJay: Aaah, let's not talk about those things la. Let's finish our work first, then we enjoooooooooy!!!!!!!
Deserter: Hey, that barang baik also got come here ka?
DoubleJay: Sure got come la. For work and entertainment. We all, when overseas, always got fantastic entertainment one.
Deserter: That is why I follow you all here because I heard barang baik is also coming.
DoubleJay: Ok, ok, let's do our work first. Everytime they ask you question, you say AI is not good. You make stories la. I'm sure you know how to make stories.
Deserter: You don't worry about that la. I had plenty of practice when I was a sarkas party member last time but remember, tonight, I pakai barang baik first ah!!
DoubleJay: Ok la, you pakai first.
knock knock knock
Deserter: Is that you sayaaaaang?
BB: Yes la abang. Open the door la.
Deserter: Ok ok. Waaaaa!!! Sayang, you look simply sumptious tonight. I feel like I want to makan you right here at the door.
BB: Eh eh abang, don't be gelojoh la. Let's go in first.
Deserter: Sure gelojoh la. You janji 10 o'clock now 11 baru you datang.
BB: I was on the way here at 10 but suddenly DoubleJay grabbed me and pulled me into his room la abang. I cannot tahan him la. He smells of curut. You tak hisap curut kan?
Deserter: No no I don't like curut, faster faster.
BB: Be patient la abang. We have the whole night.
Deserter: Oh, Epol, I can't wait la.
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