Minah: Hai Kak Kiah, waaa you very early this morning?
Kiah: Ooo, Timah! Yes, la. got so much work to do today, you know la with the kenduri and all, don't forget to come today aah.
Minah: Sure I come one, you know la how I love a good gossip but why do you shop? You tak ambil caterer ka? You want to cook everything yourself ka?
Kiah: No la, I cater but I want to add something special for the main table. I want to serve a Kiah Special.
Minah: Ooo like that ka, I thought you want to cook everything. What you want to cook Kiah?
Kiah: I think, I want to add lobsters to the main table la.
Minah: Waaa! Lobster ka? Eh can I sit at the main table?
Kiah: Of course la Minah, without you the main table would be too sober la.
Minah: Mat! You got lobsters or not today, Kak Kiah here wants to cook something special today.
Mat: Got, got, there at that corner.
Kiah: Alaaa Mat those lobsters so small la, what would people say? Got bigger one or not?
Mat: Got Kak Kiah but that one smuggle one, where can put on display one.
Kiah: What smuggle one? Since when you do this thing all Mat?
Mat: I say Kak Kiah mau hidup la.
Minah: Where then? We all must see first, then only can buy.
Mat: Abu, you take over for a while. Come, come with me to the store. This one only for trusted people only.
Minah: Waaa! your store so big one. Eh Mat! Is that a tiger's head?
Mat: Yes, Kak Minah, the meat I sold already. This head can fetch a very good price la. You want ka? RM15K I sell you.
Minah: Don't want la, what I want to do with a tiger's head. You be careful Mat, this thing all illegal la.
Mat: Here Kak Kiah, lobsters smuggled from the Bermudas, very big an fresh.
Minah: Eh, what is inside that box Mat?
Mat: That one ka? If you want I sell it to you cheap la. My customer in the US cancel the order already.
Kiah: At least tell us what it is, if okay we buy la.
Mat: F5E spare engine. Never mind if you take this one I will throw in a submarine periscope foc. You nak bungkus ka?
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