Awang: Hello tuan, can you please help me?
Tuan: Sure we are always here to help. Are you poor?
Awang: Yes, tuan I am very poor tuan. I only get 700 a month and must support a wife a 5 children.
Tuan: Oh, how sad. How may I help you?
Awang: You see tuan recently because my children very hungry I stole from the supermarket and got caught. The court fined me RM3000 tuan so can I borrow to pay the fine?
Tuan: Hey! This is Pusat Urus Zakat, not Ah Long. We don't help these cases all.
Awang: But Tuan, why Menteri can borrow?
