tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post6136991686437354225..comments2023-09-18T21:28:14.719+08:00Comments on Kata Tak Nak: Why He LostAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06084016249299016323noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-70795967680374246472008-03-22T11:36:00.000+08:002008-03-22T11:36:00.000+08:00Chegu, doc, glad you like it. It is an old joke in...Chegu, doc, glad you like it. It is an old joke indeed, but the setting was different. I just recycle it and improvise it a bit to get it in context. <BR/><BR/>Samy is a comic person, whatever comes out of his mouth are mostly distorted logic and is a good laugh. Like his statement on the eve of the election: <BR/><BR/>"MIC telah banyak menolong kaum India. Orang India telah datang kepada pemimpinan MIC untuk mendapatkan pertolongan. Kita telah menolong ramai pemuda-pemudi India masuk ke dalam universiti-universiti. Hanya MIC yang boleh membantu kaum India. Saya menyuru orang India untuk menyokong pemimpinan India. Jika MEREKA tidak menyokong MEREKA, siapa yang akan menolong MEREKA?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-43085845731458255592008-03-22T10:43:00.000+08:002008-03-22T10:43:00.000+08:00Minta laluan che'gu.Hantu telur: AIYAMKAMBINGBEG!!...Minta laluan che'gu.<BR/><BR/>Hantu telur: AIYAMKAMBINGBEG!!<BR/>Wow ,that is a good one. I've never read or heard it before so it is new to me. I am laughing my hearts out with tears rolling on my cheeks.<BR/>Thanks for sharing.tokasidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06767973481117699680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-65543126514170360442008-03-22T00:28:00.000+08:002008-03-22T00:28:00.000+08:00Salam Che gu,Sorry i did not reply earlier,sama ju...Salam Che gu,<BR/><BR/>Sorry i did not reply earlier,<BR/>sama juga sini, korupsi, they<BR/>report but rules dia mana yg tetap<BR/>one day it is like this, next day<BR/>can change. Cannot say much lah<BR/>orang gomen jugak, now dah tukar<BR/>big boss<BR/><BR/>InderjeetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-73148709190787626952008-03-21T19:18:00.000+08:002008-03-21T19:18:00.000+08:00Hantutelur,It may be old to you but it is new to m...Hantutelur,<BR/>It may be old to you but it is new to me and it is a good one. Thanks.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06084016249299016323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-55346174909756553302008-03-21T19:06:00.000+08:002008-03-21T19:06:00.000+08:00Old joke this one.After hundreds of press conferen...Old joke this one.<BR/><BR/>After hundreds of press conferences Samy seems to lost his voice and unable to talk except occasional grunts and snorts. In the last pc one reporter asks the final question:<BR/><BR/>"Sir what is your message to the people of Malaysia, especially your supporters?"<BR/><BR/>Samy picks up a rooster and holds it up high above his head. Everyone is stunned at first. Moments later they jots down something on their notepads.<BR/><BR/>Then Samy picks up a goat and holds it in the same manner. The people present are more surprised. And they jot down something again.<BR/><BR/>Samy grins from ear to ear. Then he picks up his briefcase and waves it to the crowd. The crowd cheer and give him a big applause.<BR/><BR/>One junior reporter who is at lost asks the person next to him, "what is happening here?"<BR/><BR/>The senior reporter says, "why, you don't understand what he's saying ka?" The young reporter shakes his head in confusion.<BR/><BR/>Without hesitation the older reporter explains, "Samy said...<BR/>AIYAM KAMBING BEG!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-76055444666391996482008-03-21T19:03:00.000+08:002008-03-21T19:03:00.000+08:00Shah,SV: Cannot cannot, you all opposition where c...Shah,<BR/>SV: Cannot cannot, you all opposition where can ask question?<BR/>webtv8: Where are we now?<BR/>SV: Sungai Siput.<BR/>webtv8: In what state?<BR/>SV: Perak<BR/>webtv8: Who gomen here?<BR/>SV: Who ah? er, er, hey Jeya you call me ah. Wait, wait I come.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06084016249299016323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-14591763576737820402008-03-21T18:58:00.000+08:002008-03-21T18:58:00.000+08:00Salam Cikgu,Wait, wait DSV! Webtv8 also want to as...Salam Cikgu,<BR/><BR/>Wait, wait DSV! Webtv8 also want to ask questions! Can ar...?cakapajehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12591299159181667866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-620220598236367692008-03-21T13:58:00.000+08:002008-03-21T13:58:00.000+08:00Monty,Wa, you also writing scripts nowadays ha?Monty,<BR/>Wa, you also writing scripts nowadays ha?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06084016249299016323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-91965547277387393582008-03-21T13:57:00.000+08:002008-03-21T13:57:00.000+08:00Doc,From Saiful dia akan jadi Epol la pulak, lepai...Doc,<BR/>From Saiful dia akan jadi Epol la pulak, lepaih lama-lama jadi hey fool.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06084016249299016323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-12280751743589128912008-03-21T13:50:00.000+08:002008-03-21T13:50:00.000+08:0020 cent,Just tried to figure the man out. I though...20 cent,<BR/>Just tried to figure the man out. I thought he would be like that. Glad that you saw it that way too.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06084016249299016323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-83801347413823042342008-03-21T13:15:00.000+08:002008-03-21T13:15:00.000+08:00Kata Tak Nak, you have truly captured the essence ...Kata Tak Nak, you have truly captured the essence of the man in this post!20 Centhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00516724234551949935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-85924952981569629982008-03-21T12:32:00.000+08:002008-03-21T12:32:00.000+08:00Samy: Dei!Lady...you asked me those question just ...Samy: Dei!Lady...you asked me those question just now...why not go and ask kayveas also?Or go and ask Zam?<BR/><BR/>Reporter:<BR/>I went to see Zam already Dato'.<BR/><BR/>Samy: So?What did he say?<BR/><BR/>Reporter: I can't make out what he said la Dato'. So difficult with Zam.<BR/><BR/>Samy: Why? He scold you eh? Zam always scold people one laa...you don't worry about that.<BR/><BR/>reporter: No la Dato'. Not becoz he scolded me . He stammers like gila la Dato'..<BR/><BR/>Samy: Oh like that ka? You got go see Tengku Adnan ka?<BR/><BR/>Reporter: Tengku Adnan?Why Dato'?<BR/><BR/>Samy: You stupid lady laa...He lost also what!<BR/><BR/>Reporter: No la Dato'.Tengku Adnan won his Putrajaya seat dato'.<BR/><BR/>Samy: Ya ka? Pundek I thought he lost. Cilaka. No wonder his friends sms me and ejek-ejek me somemore.<BR/><BR/>Re[porter: really! Which friends Dato'?<BR/><BR/>Samy: That correct,correct,correct guy la...with that apek nombor ekor...cilaka. If Adnan won how come he not a minister anymore?<BR/><BR/>Reporter;Dato' he is now the Sec-Gen for UMNO and BN Dato'.That is actually bigger than Tourism Ministry la Dato'.<BR/><BR/>Samy: What? He now Sec-Gen UMNO and BN? Pundek!! Pak Lah promise me 3 days ago to make me Sec-Gen...maybe thats why he now call me...You wait one minute ah lady...<BR/><BR/>Samy: Hello...hello...DS! Yes,Samy here...listen DS....about the Sec-Gen post...what??Yes this lady reporter told me T.Adnan now Sec-Gen...yse,yes....but you said I can be DS! Haha...haha...But I changed my name already what.And I filled up the UMNO forms already today!...Haha...haha...My new name ah? My name now Saiful samy bin Abdullah Vellu la DS.tokasidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06767973481117699680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3240783397527062077.post-28882944788475211772008-03-21T11:37:00.000+08:002008-03-21T11:37:00.000+08:00Samy: Boss.You call me?PM: I am not your boss...an...Samy: Boss.You call me?<BR/>PM: I am not your boss...and yes...I call you as PM of Malaysia.<BR/>Samy: Why the tough tone and so unfriendly?<BR/>PM: Who wants to be your friend? I hated you all these 5 years...but kept quiet. Now shut up and listen.<BR/>Samy: Yes Boss.<BR/>Pm: aiyoo yoo..Boss boss boss. No wonder Indians rejected you. You like being their boss..god and king. all three together.<BR/>Now listen...I want you to pack..and go away with your family forever. then I will cancel all the passports...few days from now...so all of are no more Malaysian citizens. Go now...or else... in 24 hours....I will put you and your family...all in jail...for long long time. <BR/>You want to die in jail and see your family suffers ..or go?<BR/>Just say go or not go..no time to have Tamil talk with you.<BR/>Samy: Just one please.WHY??<BR/>PM: To save my skin ...you...idiot.monsterballhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09320576500376720196noreply@blogger.com