Samy: Hello, hello, Datik Seri? Haiyo thank god, I got you. Please la Datuk Seri, do something. Please!
PM: Calm down, calm down. Take a deep breath. Okay, slowly tell me what's wrong. What's all the commotion there?
Samy: Ayo, Datuk Seri die la myself this time. I sure die la.
PM: Calm down Samy, tell me what's wrong so I can help you. Where are you now?
Samy: I am in Prai la Datuk Seri.
PM: What are you doing in Prai? You are supposed to be in Sungai Siput?
Samy: No time for that all la Datuk Seri. There is a mob of about two or three thousand people surrounding my car la Datuk Seri. They are all very angry. They are knocking my car. The police cannot do anything. Please la, Datuk Seri, do something.
PM: Okay, calm down, is your body-guard with you?
Samy: Yes, but he also cannot do anything. Ayo kadawale, po chi dah.
PM: Who else is there with you?
Samy: Kayveas, that's all.
PM: Kayveas? Since when you all become good friends?
Samy: Ayo, Datuk Seri please la, I'll tell you later, if I make it alive la.
PM: Let me speak to Kayveas.
Samy: Hey, idiot, he wants to talk to you la.
Kayveas: What idiot? No, no not you Datuk Seri. I will never call you idiot. I was talking to Samy. Sumpah! I swear, I was not calling you idiot. Upon my father's grave la Datuk Seri.
PM: Okay, what is happening really? Is the situation really that bad? Samy is known to blow things up a bit.
Kayveas: Quite tense la, Datuk Seri. We really need help. I don't know how long the police can control the situation.
PM: You mean, the situation is under control at the moment?
Kayveas: Yes, the police have kept the thugs about twenty metres away from the car?
PM: 20 meters? Samy said, they are knocking at the car?
Kayveas: No la Datuk Seri but if reinforcement doesn't come soon, it will come to that.
PM: How many thugs?
Kayveas: About one or two hundred, at most three.
PM: That idiot said about two thousand?
Kayveas: No la DS, but please send help.
PM: Oay, stay calm, help should arrive in about 10 minutes. I have contacted the base in Mata Kuching to send a heli. Stay put.
Kayveas: Thanks Datuk Seri. Do you want to speak to Samy? No? okay.
Samy: What, what did he say?
Kayveas: A heli will come in about 10 minutes.
Samy: Ayo, I hope it comes soon la. This all your fault la. You told me to come here and try to win the Indians over. See what happens.
Kayveas. Adei mote paile, I am trying to help the BN la. If we can settle the MIC problem, everyone gains la. I don't care about you or your MIC. Ungrateful Indian.
Samy: What, ungrateful? Who you think you are? You think the Indians love you ka? Maybe those thugs are your people? You send them to kill me?
Kayveas: I am not like you la bloody samseng botak. You got no hair, don't cover with that paper fan shape toupee la. Malu only
Samy: You wait la Kayveas, when everything is over, I promise you, I'll get PPP expelled from BN la.
Kayveas: When this is all over, MIC would be dead already la.
Samy: What dead? You think PPP will be strong ka? Don't dream la Kayveas.
Kayveas: Podah old man. Nobody listens to you anymore la. You are history la.
Samy: Shh, what's that sound? I think it's a heli la. Yes, yes, it's a heli. We are saved. Ha, ha, ha, ha, thank god. Driver, drive lowly to that heli.
Kayveas: Hey, Samy don't run la. Slow down.
Samy: Are you coming or not? Faster.
Kayveas: Never mind, you go first la. I'll take my chances. I'll go by car.
Samy: Are you mad? They will kill you la. That's your business la. We will wait only 2 minutes, if you are not on the heli, we will fly off.
Kayveas: Never mind, you go. I'll stay.
Samy: Any last wishes ah? Ha, ha, ha,
Kayveas: Go la, don't talk much. Hello, Hello, Datuk Seri? Yes, Kayveas here. Yes, the heli is here. Samy is on it.
PM: What about you?
Kayveas: Never mind la Datuk Seri, I'll take my chances la.
Kayveas: I think I stand a better chance of making it to KL by car than by that NURI.